Prepare for He is coming...
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Prepare for He is coming...
Make straight the path, for the day will come
when you least expect it, our celebrated co-
hort, The forlorned ROTMAN will return...
Oh you may ridicule me, but verily verily I
say unto thee that before the cock crows
thrice we will see the Rotman!!!!
incensed said he or she wil never post here
again out of consideration for the glorious
event...but added that maybe The Rotman should
"Grow up"...
I am but the messenger..for he who comes after me,
I am not worthy to wash his feet...or sock upside the
head....in any event...
Get your lame ass back in the shack Rotter!!!!
when you least expect it, our celebrated co-
hort, The forlorned ROTMAN will return...
Oh you may ridicule me, but verily verily I
say unto thee that before the cock crows
thrice we will see the Rotman!!!!
incensed said he or she wil never post here
again out of consideration for the glorious
event...but added that maybe The Rotman should
"Grow up"...
I am but the messenger..for he who comes after me,
I am not worthy to wash his feet...or sock upside the
head....in any event...
Get your lame ass back in the shack Rotter!!!!
Having abandoned my search for truth,
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
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...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
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...Some men...ya just can't reach...
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Ah...The Rotman!!!..."harmony" is one again restored
to the shack!....just wasn't right around here without the
fowl mouthed irreverent comentary.....I missed ya Rot!
to the shack!....just wasn't right around here without the
fowl mouthed irreverent comentary.....I missed ya Rot!
Having abandoned my search for truth,
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
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...Some men...ya just can't reach...
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Yea pitty the poor ass rednecks....their like really stupid and dontrotter wrote:yeah..might get your ass kicked in.Couple weeks ago I almost got my ass mashed from some redneck who had a prob with my fuckin bleached hair.Fuckin rednecked asshole.Glad Maddie was there to save the blood from spillin'.She really told that cunt off Now;were the fuck is my lipgloss?
know no better
Having abandoned my search for truth,
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
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...Some men...ya just can't reach...
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My town is getting too big city...rotter wrote:this town is redneck...i fuckin hate it.
Saturday they found a male murder
victim not far from my house...this
morning the cops shot n killed a guy
who raised a sledgehammer at em
...seems like Garden Grove aint
quite the quiet peaceful place it
used to be...I'll take rednecks over
murderers anytime.
Having abandoned my search for truth,
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
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No...Westminster seems nice...GG going gheto real fast.gidgetgoestohell wrote:I thought you lived in Westminster, Schloe...
...we took this trip to Garden Grove
smelled like lou dog in the van....
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...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
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Funny..here's one of the more irratating facts about GGgidgetgoestohell wrote:I work in Garden Grove now....right by the Crystal Cathedral.....
..per capita GG has the most churches of any city in
California...fact...read it somewhere....yeah lots n lots
of christians in GG...of course they're all the fake
evil kind...but they like being seen in church....Crystal
cathedral...I have to hold me bowels evertime I drive
by there.....would jesus go to the CC at GG?...I
think not!
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...Some men...ya just can't reach...
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I am now looking for a good fantasy.
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...Some men...ya just can't reach...
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Jesus wants us all to be happy...drive fine automobilesGlenn wrote:oowwww Jesus is gonna bust you.
All hail to the very reverend Shuller.
wear fancy clothes...enjoy the prestige and the respect
of those who look, think, drive, dress, and act just
like us
...jesus is a facist
Having abandoned my search for truth,
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
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...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
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I was at the grocery on Saturday. The car next to me had a bumber sticker that said "Got Jesus?". So, I'm loading my grociers into my car and the owner of the "Got Jesus?" car comes up and starts putting his groceries in his car also. He finishes first and then takes his cart and puts it up by a tree. So naturally I have to yell at him "Doesn't Jesus want you to return your cart to the cart return area?!" Needless to say, he got in his car and drove away swiftly. "Got Jesus?" - my ass, f^&*ing hypocrite. He looked like a child molester too!
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Yes the Gods of new paint finishes have always spokeobiwankobe wrote:I was at the grocery on Saturday. The car next to me had a bumber sticker that said "Got Jesus?". So, I'm loading my grociers into my car and the owner of the "Got Jesus?" car comes up and starts putting his groceries in his car also. He finishes first and then takes his cart and puts it up by a tree. So naturally I have to yell at him "Doesn't Jesus want you to return your cart to the cart return area?!" Needless to say, he got in his car and drove away swiftly. "Got Jesus?" - my ass, f^&*ing hypocrite. He looked like a child molester too!
to me in my sleep and told me to return the shopping cart
to the designated areas...this I've faithfully done so
that I may enjoy good paint job karma...then last year
some SOB ran a red light and shmashed my right quarter
panel on me truck after I just renewed the insurance with-out
collision coverage(the gods of good sense were angered by
this...and they got their revenge!)...So now when I feel at odds
with society and want some passive/aggresive revenge, I let the
clerk round up my cart...but mostly I return it to where it goes
....cause there might be some other dumbass without comprehensive
coverage.
.....I m looking to print a bumper sticker and put it on my smashed rear end "Collison coverage...Ah who needs it"
Yea I imagine buttfucking kids will make ya "christian" real quick...
...not that I....but yea in prison...everybody is a christian...the
scariest kind...they've been forgiven.
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I am now looking for a good fantasy.
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...Some men...ya just can't reach...
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I'm speechless Tom....that is classic.... I hate people that don't return the carts. Ugh!! Drives me mad!!obiwankobe wrote:I was at the grocery on Saturday. The car next to me had a bumber sticker that said "Got Jesus?". So, I'm loading my grociers into my car and the owner of the "Got Jesus?" car comes up and starts putting his groceries in his car also. He finishes first and then takes his cart and puts it up by a tree. So naturally I have to yell at him "Doesn't Jesus want you to return your cart to the cart return area?!" Needless to say, he got in his car and drove away swiftly. "Got Jesus?" - my ass, f^&*ing hypocrite. He looked like a child molester too!
Another pet peeve are the people that are walking ahead of you and just slam the door in your face....I always yell out thank you...they either run away fast or say sorry....yeah...too late buddy...
~Gooch
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yes... it IS freakyGooch wrote:Not anymore.....have you guys seen the new commercials with him in it? He's wearing an iPod....its freaky....jr wrote:and one is dead
makes me want to NOT eat their popcorn...
not to mention what it does to the little ones...
bad marketing move
dead old guy selling popcorn to the kids.... HUH???
12 bellz... YOU DO UNDERSTAND??!!
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Colonel Sanders did it...for a while...now there just KFC..huh?jr wrote:yes... it IS freakyGooch wrote:Not anymore.....have you guys seen the new commercials with him in it? He's wearing an iPod....its freaky....jr wrote:and one is dead
makes me want to NOT eat their popcorn...
not to mention what it does to the little ones...
bad marketing move
dead old guy selling popcorn to the kids.... HUH???
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I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
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Gooch wrote:I'm speechless Tom....that is classic.... I hate people that don't return the carts. Ugh!! Drives me mad!!obiwankobe wrote:I was at the grocery on Saturday. The car next to me had a bumber sticker that said "Got Jesus?". So, I'm loading my grociers into my car and the owner of the "Got Jesus?" car comes up and starts putting his groceries in his car also. He finishes first and then takes his cart and puts it up by a tree. So naturally I have to yell at him "Doesn't Jesus want you to return your cart to the cart return area?!" Needless to say, he got in his car and drove away swiftly. "Got Jesus?" - my ass, f^&*ing hypocrite. He looked like a child molester too!
Another pet peeve are the people that are walking ahead of you and just slam the door in your face....I always yell out thank you...they either run away fast or say sorry....yeah...too late buddy...
I love it when you go all Goochzilla....makes me ole ticker swell with pride, it does....
Gidge
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Yeah, but the Colonel still looked like a real person. The popcorn dude looks like his head was added to a real person...its just bizarre...hard to explain...The Rizen shloemoe wrote:Colonel Sanders did it...for a while...now there just KFC..huh?jr wrote:yes... it IS freakyGooch wrote: Not anymore.....have you guys seen the new commercials with him in it? He's wearing an iPod....its freaky....
makes me want to NOT eat their popcorn...
not to mention what it does to the little ones...
bad marketing move
dead old guy selling popcorn to the kids.... HUH???
~Gooch
"Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off..."
"Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off..."
Hehehe....you LOVE me...gidgetgoestohell wrote:Gooch wrote:I'm speechless Tom....that is classic.... I hate people that don't return the carts. Ugh!! Drives me mad!!obiwankobe wrote:I was at the grocery on Saturday. The car next to me had a bumber sticker that said "Got Jesus?". So, I'm loading my grociers into my car and the owner of the "Got Jesus?" car comes up and starts putting his groceries in his car also. He finishes first and then takes his cart and puts it up by a tree. So naturally I have to yell at him "Doesn't Jesus want you to return your cart to the cart return area?!" Needless to say, he got in his car and drove away swiftly. "Got Jesus?" - my ass, f^&*ing hypocrite. He looked like a child molester too!
Another pet peeve are the people that are walking ahead of you and just slam the door in your face....I always yell out thank you...they either run away fast or say sorry....yeah...too late buddy...
I love it when you go all Goochzilla....makes me ole ticker swell with pride, it does....
~Gooch
"Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off..."
"Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off..."
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...and then there's that lonley Whirlpool repairman....
they used that for some time after he was dead...
isn't marketing wonderful...Jesus is doing good
globaly...sellin shit all over the world......
He's got the whole world...
in his hands.....
He's got the whole world
in his hands....
C'mon everybody SING!
they used that for some time after he was dead...
isn't marketing wonderful...Jesus is doing good
globaly...sellin shit all over the world......
He's got the whole world...
in his hands.....
He's got the whole world
in his hands....
C'mon everybody SING!
Having abandoned my search for truth,
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"