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As part of my rehabilitation towards rejoining
the work force...I thought I'd start with an early
morning ritual to get me used to waking up early.
(Im getting ready to get a job ....soon...real soon )

...not far from my house is a cozy off-ramp to
the 22 freeway...hears what Im thinking....


Huh?....the comedy angle?....or maybe such jokes
aren't so amusing to work a day people at 6:30am
heading into traffic......Ah Fuck-em if they cant take
a joke!!!!!

They probably make a ton of money. More than min wage anyhow.

Glenn wrote:They probably make a ton of money. More than min wage anyhow.

Huh?....they can spare a dollar....
Give me a dollar MAN!

And so a toast... to a scrawny little fella what co-wrote
a cool tune you may remember....



He also had a disco hit...which shall remain unmentioned
but Im sure some of you disco fans know of what I speak
...Yes I know who the disco fans at Jacks are......

Long Tall Glasses

Writers: Leo Sayer & David Courtney

I was travellin' down the road, feelin' hungry and cold
I saw a sign sayin' food and drinks for everyone
so naturally I thought I would take me a look inside
I saw so much food, there was water comin' from my eye

yeah there was ham an' there was turkey, there was caviar
an' long tall glasses, with wine up to yar
an' then somebody grabbed me, threw me outta my chair
said before you can eat, you gotta dance like Fred Astaire

you know I can't dance, you know I can't dance
you know I can't dance, you know I can't dance
I can't dance

I am a man of the road -- a hobo by name
I don't seek entertainment, just poultry and game
but if it's all the same to you, then yes I will try my hand
if you were as hungry as me then I'm sure you would understand
hmmm

now wait a minute
let me see now
of course I can dance of course I can dance
I'm sure I can dance, I'm sure I can dance..

I can dance
I can dance
I really hit the floor
ah feels good
look at me dancin'

I did a two-step, quick-step and a bossa nova
a little Victor Silvester, and a Rudy Valentino
you should a seen me movin', right across the floor
hand me down my tuxedo, next week I'm comin' back for more

I can dance -- oh yes! I can dance
look at me dancin' the floor movin'
I feel good -- I can dance
I can dance, I can dance, I can dance.

You missed him in UK. Celebrity Big Brother it would seem. He lives in Oz now with a blonde woman - platonic you understand...Donny Tourette - little known singer of some current punk band shagged this self same woman, what is shacked up with Leo. Quite funny cos Tourette and Sayer were in the same Sleb BB house together.

Talented chap, great voice.

Blah...

CwA