feast was celebrated on the day now known as St. Valentine's
Day was possibly one of three martyred men named Valentinus
who lived in the late third century, during the reign of Emperor
Claudius II (died 270):
a priest in Rome
a bishop of Interamna (modern Terni)
a martyr in the Roman province of Africa.
Really nobody knows anything about a guy named Valentine!
...but what we do know is crap like this sells a LOT of greeting
cards and chocolate...If your in a good relationship...or otherwise
in love...Shloemoe is SO happy for you....I hope you get a Hallmark
paper cut or choke on a walnut!!!
...I dunno were I was gonna go with this...except to say:
Fuck Valentines Day!!!!
...now where did I put my vasoline?
