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News from the spammers...

Post by chriswasanon »

Thought I'd share this speculative enquiry with you.


Begin message.....................................................................................

Sir,

I am hereby informed to you/your organization a full corporate offers for
the sale of raw alluvial concentrate gold dust/gold bars. We urgently seek
for urgent marketing/ buyers and joint partnership business. We are only
local mining, and we are ready to reduce our price from the International
price.

Base in the degree of sincerity and trust found in you. If we receive your
reply. I will feed you with the relevant information in this gold business
(Gold dust) following quantities/quality:

1. Product: au metal (gold dust)
2. Origin: Ghana West Africa
3.Type: Alluvial dust /gold dust
4. Purity: 22+carat or 97%

May you give use your prompt response as to the above quotation for the
business, and also the quantity of the gold bars or gold dust you will buy.

Looking forward to hear from you soonest.

Thanks and God bless you.

Yours Truly
Mr. Kwesi Mensah
Tel: 00 233 27 589 0287
Email: kwesimensahtradingco@yahoo.com

End message.......................................................................................

Two things strike me.

1. Why does Mr. Kwesi believe that I as a humble bookdealer have a willing market for West African gold and gold dust?

2. If this chappie represents a Ghanan Gold mine - why does he have a throwaway email address?

3. If I post this message here - perhaps a passing spam bot will find his email address in this post and make Mr. Kwesi similar offers on obscure hot share tips, Xanax, knob enhancing tabs and all the nonsensical rest of it.

Or am I being unkind?

CwA
"It is I, the gorrilla of 3b. Nigel Molesworth".
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Post by The Rizen shloemoe »

I just got news that I am the sole heir
of a multimillionare who just died in a plan
crash...I didn't reply...all that money would
just complicate my simple life
Having abandoned my search for truth,
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage

...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
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Post by RobertKP »

I want to be complicated!
I'm in shape! Round is a shape!
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Post by ChispaFilthyLucre »

Im not sure what I read....anyway....more minerals,more money,more destruction
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Post by chriswasanon »

Some punter I've never heard of Chispa - using a dodgy email address suddenly offers me a good deal on a load of West African Gold.

He is telling lies.

The gold doesn't exist.

If I reply - all sorts of problems (complications) will happen. I will end up paying HIM money to take gold that no es existio out of Ghana.

He will rip me off.

That's it basically.

I can't remember the amount of relatives Shloe that have died in plane crashes, tanker fireballs, parachuting accidents and left me loads of money.

It's amazing!!!

Cheerio.
"It is I, the gorrilla of 3b. Nigel Molesworth".
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Post by ChispaFilthyLucre »

Thanks Chris, I got it now....
mofos spammers! not to respond, not click. it just swindle
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Post by obiwankobe »

From Helen re:.Our Meeting

Hire,
i am here sitting! in the internet caffe. Found your email and decided to write. I might be coming to your place in 14 days, so I decided to email you. May be we can meet? I am 25 y.o.
girl. I have a picture if you want. No need to reply here as this is not my email. Write me at aplyo@BounceEmail.info

what the hell is this about?
-tom

~"Let there be no conflict in America, if you bother me, I whup yo' ass."~Charles Barkley
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Post by The Rizen shloemoe »

...Hmm?...are they testing delivery paths?....
...network mapping er something?.....address
validitity?....spam stuff confounds me...how they
can ever be succesful at what they do is a mystery
to me...but we've been over this before.....

...maybe it really is a 25 year old female lookin
for?...wink...wink....nod...nod...he said knowingly 8)
Having abandoned my search for truth,
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage

...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
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Post by chriswasanon »

obiwankobe wrote:From Helen re:.Our Meeting

Hire,
i am here sitting! in the internet caffe. Found your email and decided to write. I might be coming to your place in 14 days, so I decided to email you. May be we can meet? I am 25 y.o.
girl. I have a picture if you want. No need to reply here as this is not my email. Write me at aplyo@BounceEmail.info

what the hell is this about?
Money as in your own probably?

Stay clear!!!

CwA
"It is I, the gorrilla of 3b. Nigel Molesworth".
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