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Some more equal under the law?

Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:59 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
Yeah she beat the system!!!!.

...wait...wasn't she allready above the system?

oh well 5 days in the pokey is probably right
for someone who doesn't even know how to
make a collect call...jeezus! :roll:

Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:01 pm
by rotter
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:54 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
rotter wrote:Image
what u talkin bout....Foolio!

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:11 am
by The Rizen shloemoe
paris dude!....aint you all keepin track of la law?

I thought it was obvious....


....Canadians :roll:

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:16 am
by rotter
I just read about that fuckin' shoppin bag,bean flickin,rich bitch side steppin her sentence.I seen that cunt on ET say she wanted to just serve her sentence and show the people she was just like "everyone else"...fuck her.She makes me puke..and celebs always getting away with shit.The L.A. judicial system has made a complete joke of themselves. They may as well hang a sign in front of the courthouse that says, "If you're rich and famous, do whatever you want; we'll let you off!" O.J., Robert Blake, Paris Hilton. Guaranteed Lindsay Lohan, who ran into a tree, left the scene of the accident, was legally intoxitated (and underage), and had cocaine in her car, will get off with this much or less, too!

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 5:45 am
by ChispaFilthyLucre
rotter wrote:I just read about that fuckin' shoppin bag,bean flickin,rich bitch side steppin her sentence.I seen that cunt on ET say she wanted to just serve her sentence and show the people she was just like "everyone else"...fuck her.She makes me puke..and celebs always getting away with shit.The L.A. judicial system has made a complete joke of themselves. They may as well hang a sign in front of the courthouse that says, "If you're rich and famous, do whatever you want; we'll let you off!" O.J., Robert Blake, Paris Hilton. Guaranteed Lindsay Lohan, who ran into a tree, left the scene of the accident, was legally intoxitated (and underage), and had cocaine in her car, will get off with this much or less, too!
yeah I agree.
justice equal? ha! ha! ha!

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:12 am
by rotter
I was hoping she'd get fucked in the ass by a dyke with a strap-on carved out of soap!

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:45 am
by The Rizen shloemoe
with all the shit going on in the world....
this paris stuff is O.J. BIG...crazy!!!!

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:18 am
by The Rizen shloemoe
back to jail!!!!
ok Im starting to feel sorry for her :cry:

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 12:11 pm
by Glenn
:o

She deserves it, hopefully she will be a better pweson for it.

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:13 pm
by Gooch
I blame her parents for raising such a spoiled brat. Come on! She yelled in the court room "this isn't fair" and yelled out "Mom!"

I don't like ill wishing people, but she brought this on herself. She violated her probation twice and was driving while intoxicated.

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:43 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
I think now she's being punished a lot
more than anyone of us would be.....

her housing unit is 24hour screaming out
the door cracks at her with "gimme yo bootey"
I can tell ya it must be "something" in there.

she got denied her "early kick" just cause
of the noteriety



Eh?...celebrity?...you mighty double edged sword

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:48 pm
by Gooch
Shloe, love you man, but I have to totally disagree. Plus, after all the accidents she's been in, how in the hell did she still have her driver's license?

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:04 pm
by Glenn
Ha, Does anyone remember that old Australian t.v show "Prisoner Cell Block H" did they ever play that in Ameircan t.v. Pretty much about a bunch of dykes locked up in Aussie prison.

I dunno, somehow she will make money out of it. Paris has made a lot of Money for the Hilton franchise so I have heard.

Her original cell mate is worth a $100K publishing deal so I have heard.

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:43 pm
by assholitis
Haha. Oh, man the American public has really been in a wave of mixed emotions this week. First, we were cheering at having the celebrity debutante of notoriety finally going to prison and being treated like us common folk. Then we were sad when she actually entered the facility a few days early and felt bad for her. Then we were outraged when she got released and was ordered to serve the remainder of her sentence at home. Now, we're sad again 'cause she got hauled back to jail, screaming and sobbing. :cry:


...how's that war in Iraq thing, going by the way? That still going on?

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:50 pm
by rotter
Fuck that rich ass slobbering pussy fart...off with her head!

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:08 pm
by Gooch
assholitis wrote:Now, we're sad again 'cause she got hauled back to jail, screaming and sobbing. :cry:
I can tell you this much, this is one American that isn't sad for her right now. If she had just obeyed the laws like the rest of us do, she wouldn't be in this situation.

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:29 pm
by rotter
I say give her a thorned buttplug. :D

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:41 pm
by assholitis
Gooch wrote:
assholitis wrote:Now, we're sad again 'cause she got hauled back to jail, screaming and sobbing. :cry:
I can tell you this much, this is one American that isn't sad for her right now. If she had just obeyed the laws like the rest of us do, she wouldn't be in this situation.
Well, since the Rot Man already brought Arnold up, I think it's safe to say that this is one American who is saying...

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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 4:29 pm
by rotter
Aaahahahahahha :lol: I love it :D

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 8:10 pm
by RobertKP
assholitis wrote:
Gooch wrote:
assholitis wrote:Now, we're sad again 'cause she got hauled back to jail, screaming and sobbing. :cry:
I can tell you this much, this is one American that isn't sad for her right now. If she had just obeyed the laws like the rest of us do, she wouldn't be in this situation.
Well, since the Rot Man already brought Arnold up, I think it's safe to say that this is one American who is saying...

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I gotta agree with you. I couldn't care less about her. I just hope she wises up before she fuckin' kills somebody. 'Cause then we'll just have to take the bitch OUT!
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Porridge

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 9:10 am
by chriswasanon
Hi shackers!

What sort of a nick is it they've chucked her in?

Is it a jail

or

a prison.

I understand there is a difference

CwA

Re: Porridge

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 9:40 am
by The Rizen shloemoe
chriswasanon wrote:Hi shackers!

What sort of a nick is it they've chucked her in?

Is it a jail

or

a prison.

I understand there is a difference

CwA
In the same way - oh say a mason - would know
the difference between a rock and a brick, you
would think a "journelist" would know the difference
between a jail and a prison, probation and parole?
But not today....words....chuuuuhhhuuu...........

It is amazing how little American journelists know
about our justice n jail system....parole violators
are convicted felons who have been released from
prison after serving their terms...just a rumor of
crimminal behavior could land em back in prison
(which are state facilities designed to house felons
for up to periods of lifetimes)...clearly this isn't the
proper catagory for sweet Paris.

Paris is a probation violator and in LA county they
dont really have the space for such a minor offender.
Routinely, you'd serve LESS than 10% of you sentance.
She did that time....3 days plus credit for day 1 and 5.
That's how they do it...The judge has been biased by
his own personal Paris hang-up (which I think we all have
...c'ept the shloe...his mind has transended such lowly
thinking 8) )

....anyway I lost track of what I was saying...so in short...



FREE PARIS!!!!!!

oh yeah here's where paris is now....kinda looks like a
prison huh?...but this is LA...The Twin Towers facility,
but it's not

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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 12:50 pm
by rotter
Let her serve her full fuckin sentence.The honorable judge Rot has spoken.
Imagefuckin crybaby!

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 1:11 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
FREE PARIS!!!!

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 5:14 pm
by rotter
Shloemoe is Paris Hiltons' bitch! :lol: ..her little lap dog...her little clit licker.Now get on your hind legs and dance for Paris you wining little clitnipper!

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 5:41 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
?like theez Senor?
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yo keero taco bell!

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 6:15 am
by rotter
yeah...lick her taco smell...