Dogs!...if it weren't fer the mutts..id be

[The Rizen shloemoe]

Married!...or a dog owner...(ah what's the difference )
Dogs are high maintenance...y know?...and if yer gonna
have one..why not from a breed of yer choosing?..huh?


kinda how it is fer me with women(well and dogs too)
She dont gotta have a pedigree...but we do gotta
click...looks aint EVERYTHING!..."what's under the blanky's
gotta mean something!..ya know?"

Anyway If I had my choice o Dog....er woman too.....
It'ta been like this....



breed fer conversasion...company....n finding it's way....

that'ed be good in a woman too?


ah...anyways...fuck you!

oh yeah I was going work in that whole pitt bull thing but...
I've see enough of that this week.....Do you have to remind
decent people not to wager on the bloodshep of the innocent?

....huh?

[The Rizen shloemoe]

What the hell was the shloe talkin bout there?
...dont even remember that...I was trying to
be prosaically comparitive...woman=dog

ah nevermind

Alcoholism!...it aint pretty folks

[ChispaFilthyLucre]

woman=dog?
no more drink mi amigo Shloemoe, are you crazy?
the dog is much better that a woman

[rotter]

Shloemoe blows dalmations.