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Time Warp Time!!!!

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Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Steve vai (guitar)
Ray white (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Tommy mars (keyboards)
Bobby martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)
Ed mann (percussion)
Chad wackerman (drums)
Roy estrada (vocals)
Ike willis (vocals)
Bob harris (vocals)
Moon zappa (vocals)
Scott thunes (bass)

Valley girl
Shes a valley girl
Valley girl
Shes a valley girl
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
Shes a valley girl
In a clothing store
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
Shes a

Like, oh my god! (valley girl)
Like - totally (valley girl)
Encino is like so bitchen (valley girl)
Theres like the galleria (valley girl)
And like all these like really great shoe stores
I love going into like clothing stores and stuff
I like buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff
Its like so bitchen cuz like everybodys like
Super-super nice...
Its like so bitchen...

On ventura, there she goes
She just bought some bitchen clothes
Tosses her head n flips her hair
She got a whole bunch of nothin in there

Anyway, he goes are you into s and m?
I go, oh right...
Could you like just picture me in like a leather teddy
Yeah right, hurt me, hurt me...
Im sure! no way!
He was like freaking me out...
He called me a beastie...
Thats cuz like he was totally blitzed
He goes like bag your face!
Im sure!

Valley girl
Shes a valley girl
Valley girl
Shes a valley girl
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
Shes a valley girl
So sweet n pure
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
Shes a
Its really sad (valley girl)
Like my english teacher
Hes like... (valley girl)
Hes like mr. bu-fu (valley girl)
Were talking lord God king bu-fu (valley girl)
I am so sure
Hes like so gross
He like sits there and like plays with all his rings
And he like flirts with all the guys in the class
Its like totally disgusting
Im like so sure
Its like barf me out...
Gag me with a spoon!

Last idea to cross her mind
Had something to do with where to find
A pair of jeans to fit her butt
And where to get her toenails cut

So like I go into this like salon place, yknow
And I wanted like to get my toenails done
And the lady like goes, oh my god, your toenails
Are like so grody
It was like really embarrassing
Shes like oh my god, like bag those toenails
Im like sure...
She goes, uh, I dont know if I can handle this, yknow...
I was like really embarrassed...

Valley girl
Shes a valley girl
Valley girl
Shes a valley girl
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
Shes a valley girl
And there is no cure
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
Shes a valley girl
And there is no cure

Like my mother is like a total space cadet (valley girl)
She like makes me do the dishes and (valley girl)
Clean the cat box (valley girl)
I am sure
Thats like gross (valley girl)
Barf out! (valley girl)
Oh my God (valley girl)

Hi!
Uh-huh... (valley girl)
My name?
My name is ondrya wolfson (valley girl)
Uh-huh
Thats right, ondrya (valley girl)
Uh-huh...
I know
Its like... (valley girl)
I do not talk funny...
Im sure (valley girl)
Whatsa matter with the way I talk? (valley girl)
I am a val, I know (valley girl)
But I live like in a really good part of encino so its okay
(valley girl)
Uh-huh... (valley girl)
So like, I dont know (valley girl)
Im like freaking out totally (valley girl)
Oh my god! (valley girl)

Hi - I have to go to the orthodontist (valley girl)
Im getting my braces off, yknow (valley girl)
But I have to wear a retainer
Thats going to be really like a total bummer
Im freaking out
Im sure
Its like those things that like stick in your mouth
Theyre so gross...
You like get saliva all over them
But like, I dont know, its going to be cool, yknow
So you can see my smile
Itll be like really cool
Except my like my teeth are like too small
But no biggie...
Its so awesome
Its like tubular, yknow
Well, Im not like really ugly or anything
Its just like
I dont know
You know me, Im like into like the clean stuff
Like pac-man and like, I dont know
Like my mother like makes me do the dishes
Its like so gross...
Like all the stuff like sticks to the plates
And its like, its like somebody elses food, yknow
Its like grody...
Grody to the max
Im sure
Its like really nauseating
Like barf out
Gag me with a spoon
Gross
I am sure
Totally...
And if you've never seen it with your own eyes, it just don't make sense!- Josie
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Post by rotter »

I actually like that song :D
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Post by RobertKP »

Me too. Reminds me of the good old Dr Demento days on KMET. Indie was playing the song for awhile but I think the new program director dumped it.
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Post by The Rizen shloemoe »

Hm...had a friend...had the most complete lp collection
I have ever seen...a bit touched in the head though...
was a big zappa fan...funny seems the more versed
people are in music the more likely they're zappa fans
...the shloe didn't like zappa so much...I betray my
ignorance..."valley girl"?...not so much...I think I'm
too anal to mix comedy and music?....I'm a cretan?

is somebody feeling a little encino?
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Aahahahaha...you are definately "anal" :lol: Now Mr.Shloe..which butt plug would you like to wear today? :P
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Post by ChispaFilthyLucre »

I never listen cunt with a moustage :lol:
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Aahahaha..I never eat a cunt with a moustache.
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Post by ChispaFilthyLucre »

aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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ImageYou should grow a moustache,Chispa! :lol:
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Post by Glenn »

Yeah, I like that song.

With the thread title "Time Warp" I was surprised not to find men in fishnet stocking occupiing this trhead.
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rotter wrote:ImageYou should grow a moustache,Chispa! :lol:
better dead than moustache
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hey Rotter here is my moustache..Im gonna suicide tonight :lol:
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ImageThis is my moustache :lol:
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oh no! excuseme, I need to open the window to take a piece of air fresh :lol:
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Aaaaahahahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by DIsPervertNurse »

Glenn wrote:Yeah, I like that song.

With the thread title "Time Warp" I was surprised not to find men in fishnet stocking occupiing this trhead.
It was a decoy! LOL....this was one of the first LP's I ever owned! I got it for Christmas along with a record player and a few other LP's. These are the other LP's I got that Christmas.


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Post by The Rizen shloemoe »

Toni Basil turned me into a pervert...jackin it in front of the
tele 'n' shit....sick!

...I'm gonna harden my heart....
Having abandoned my search for truth,
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
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ahahahaha....perv :lol:
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