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Shloemoe's slow newsday report (vol-193:)

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This morning?...I dunno?...I guess I been trying
to eat more salads?....but I gave "birth" to a poop
soo large that it got stopped at me anus and hurt
like hell!!!....I had to sit there thru the pain and
try to squeeze it smaller with me sphincter muscles
till it passed!!!...Damn it hurt!!!! After all was said n
done?.. I have to say I think it was the thickest poop
I've ever pooped....as a testement to my labors it
had a blood red stripe down its length...ya know I should
took a pic...DAMN!
....well I dont need any proof here at the shack...
my inegrity here is unquestioned....

All in all?...I guess the salads are a good thing?
...maybe I should go for smaller portions?...hhmm?

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how do I set up a filter to not get stories such as these?
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Well I guess you can always block the 'ol Shloe...

But then you'll miss my upcoming expose' on
buggars...they look like giraffes sometimes...huh?
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If we all block shloe until he gets tired of talking about his bodily functions, it could be a long wait.
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The Rizen shloemoe wrote:Well I guess you can always block the 'ol Shloe...

But then you'll miss my upcoming expose' on
buggars...they look like giraffes sometimes...huh?
Make me a kitty!
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Post by The Rizen shloemoe »

I guess what I'm trying to say is:

is:

is:....well:


Well:


Nobody posts nuthin no mo!


you're all 'o' bunch 'o' weenies!!!!


....That is to say DICKS!


I hate you ALL!!!!!!!!


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While I was watching that, one of my cat's was taking a dump in the box. It was like Smellavision! :shock:
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The Rizen shloemoe wrote:Well I guess you can always block the 'ol Shloe...

But then you'll miss my upcoming expose' on
buggars...they look like giraffes sometimes...huh?
I don't want to completely block the Schlo monstrosity. I don't mind the posts so much, but can we just filter out the ones involving your masturbatory habits and your bowel movements?

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I'm thinking....uh....well....you need a Greek Salad...a REAL Greek Salad! Here's the recipe:

1 Vine Ripened Tomato, sliced in wedges
1/2 cucumber, peeled, cut in half and sliced in 1/4 inch slices
1/4 green bell pepper, sliced in rings, thin
1/4 purple onion, sliced in rings, thin
nice chunk of Feta cheese on top of the mixed veggies
sprinkle fine sea salt and oregano on top of the salad
drizzle a hefty amount of good, dark green, olive oil over the top, enough to wet all of the vegetables

Eat up and then your troubles, well, they will flush away a bit more easily! Works like a charm every time! I learned about it when I lived in Greece. Try it, you'll see!
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Fuck the salad Shloe..just get a fuckin emema..ahahaha. :lol: Image
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Post by The Rizen shloemoe »

No actually the plumbin's fine :)
Dont make me post the proof!

Feta?....yuck...that's goat cheese!

I'm not that cosmopolitan 8)
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Post the proof...I NEED a good laugh after the shit thats happened this week...lemme see...my dog died... :cry:
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Why did you call someone hambone? What on earth does hambone mean, other than the obvious, a bone in a ham?
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:lol:
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rotter wrote:Post the proof...I NEED a good laugh after the shit thats happened this week...lemme see...my dog died...and I may loose my job for calling someone "hambone".I NEED a good fuckin laugh cuz "welfare" ain't funny.
...does anyone have a nice big cardboard box I can live in?
Losing a dog is like losing family :( ....that's Rough...


Getting fired?...Do they have unemployment insurance
in Canada?...It's party time! :wink:

Pull up a chair at the freeway offramp of life
with 'ol Shloe Rotman....c'ept you gotta make your own sign...

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Yeah Shloe..its been rough.My dalmation was tribe. :cry:
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rotter wrote:Yeah Shloe..its been rough.My dalmation was tribe.As for "un-enjoyment" insurance;we have that but by the time you get your first check you're already starvin'.What ever happens..its not the end of my world..but the beginning of a new one.Cheers my Shloe..I'll sit by you anytime :wink:
Exactly Ol' Man! Now you can get into dildo refurbishment
like you've always wanted to...the sky's the limit!!!!

Hahahahaha!...
...but I kid you...

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Any change would be positive. :D
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Post by Glenn »

Sorry to hear about your dog rot. It sucks. I hate to think how I would feel if something happened to Macy my dog (see avartar).
:cry:
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Thanks Glenn..our dalmation Purdy lived a good long 15 years.I'm gonna miss her.Macy is cute btw.. :wink: As for being unemployed..I'm not gonna worry.I'll collect the dole for a while,write lyrics,stay outta the booze and ask people if they want fries with that.. :lol:
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You should consider prostitution...
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Isn't that what old Heidi Fleiss is up to these days.
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She couldn't afford me...
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Glenn wrote:Isn't that what old Heidi Fleiss is up to these days.
I dont think Heidi is a "listener"
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No, she's just a horn blower! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Sorry to hear about the dog, Rott. On a more positive note, I love the name Hambone. I might have to insist on you calling me Hambone from now on, in fact. Why would anyone get mad at that?

This is Hambone signing out. 10-4.
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Post by chriswasanon »

Can I call you "hambone" as well?

Some people really don't have any sense of humour Rott.

I mean none whatsoever.

Come on Shloemoe, Fresh fruit and vegetables that's all. You'll end up with Bowel cancer mate if you carry on shitting through the eye of a needle like that.

Anyway what would you rather have, an arsehole like razorblades?

or

a lump of FETA made with goat or sheeps milk.

Sorry to hear about the dog Rott. Is it definite that you've been given the boot?

Cheers shackers all 9 or 10 of us.

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Someone noise JR up, she's not posted for ages. We might yet reach the dizzy heights of 11 here.

The Adicts at Edinburgh went down really well apparently Josie in the land of Mooses and Northern Exposures.
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hammmmmmmmmmbonnnnneeeeee :lol:
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