!!!!!Happy Immigration Day Amigos!!!!

[Jose]

Hola Senor....I have just broke into your house
and want to sleep on the couch...is that ok?

I will mow the yard paint your house...I will
work bery har....

What are you racist?
jew dunt like mexicans?

Pinchy greengo
one day we'll take back California

VIVA MEXICO

[Akbar-Ali MoeHamed]

Get in line speedy gonzalez...too bad
saudi arabia isn't adjacent to the US
...we would turn bakersfield into
Mecca!!!!...lazy Americans!...what
border?

[The Rizen shloemoe]

yea jose it would be better if you
would have just knocked on the
door first and then be LET IN


Now gimme some tacos


...just ask Glenn...he's here legally
....um...right?

[The Rizen shloemoe]

Right Glenners??????

[Glenn]

WTF Schloemoe. I am legal. INS loves paperwork & I know it. They also love fee$.

I have a greencard and have applied for U.S citizenship. Knock on wood. Had me fingerprints taken
recently on that fancy FBI computer finger print reader thingy. Should be a citizen soon.

Screwed up the photo's on my New Zealand passport renewal so have to resend the photo's what a bummer. Need it for the cruise so I hear. What a drag.

"The situation gets rough, I start to panic, it's not enough, it's just a habit & kid your sick, well darling this is it..."

p.s darling refers not to schloemoe.

[The Rizen shloemoe]

No worries Glenn..I'm just goofing as:
The Immigration Nazi!!!!

"Here are your papers back old man..."
be sure to report any strange charactors
to the proper authorities...

...what I can't be darlink?