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Mexican Jews


> Two Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a
> Mexican restaurant.
>
> Sid asked Al, "Are there any people of our
> faith born and raised in Mexico?"
>
> Al replied, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."
>
> When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are
> there any Mexican Jews?"
> The waiter said, "I don't know Senor, I'll ask the cooks."
>
> He returned from the kitchen in a few minutes
> and said, "No sir, no Mexican Jews."
>
> Al wasn't really satisfied with that and asked,
> "Are you absolutely sure?"
>
> The waiter, realizing he was dealing with
> "Gringos" gave the expected answer,
> "I will check again, Senor" and went back into
> the kitchen.
>
> While the waiter was away, Sid said, "I find it
> hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico.
> Our people are scattered everywhere."
>
> The waiter returned and said, "Senor, the head
> cook said there is no Mexican Jews."
>
> "Are you certain?" Al asked once again, "I
> can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!"
>
> "Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replied the exasperated waiter.
> "All we have is orange Jews; prune Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews."
-tom

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ROTF, LMAO!!!!
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classic
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Someone at work forwarded that to me a fwe weeks ago. I figured out the punchline about 1/3 of the way into the joke.

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assholitis wrote:Someone at work forwarded that to me a fwe weeks ago. I figured out the punchline about 1/3 of the way into the joke.

-Kevin
Looks and brains...Ms. Annie is sure a lucky girl...
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Yes, she's got looks and brains. But for God's sake, don't ask her about nutrition. :wink:

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Kevin dahlink...I was talking about you....
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Gooch wrote:Kevin dahlink...I was talking about you....
heh I know. :wink: I guess that was just my way of being a modest mouse. Or simply stating I don't think I'm attractive! lol :P

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assholitis wrote:
Gooch wrote:Kevin dahlink...I was talking about you....
heh I know. :wink: I guess that was just my way of being a modest mouse. Or simply stating I don't think I'm attractive! lol :P

-Kevin
Trixie dahlink, please Jack Slap Kevin.
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Post by gidgetgoestohell »

~Jack Slaps Kev~


Kevin...you are a catch and Annie is lucky to have you as the father of Boy with an Arab Strap.....
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LOL You know Annie is gonna Jack-stab all of us for spreading these rumors as soon as she signs in. :o :shock: :shock: :o

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Post by gidgetgoestohell »

Well...Annie told me in a PM how much she lusts after your bod....
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There will be no stabbing here!!!! Slap yes, stab, no..
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