Gooch needs guidance...

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:17 am

I'm bored out of my mind!!!! I'm here at the library for 7 hours with pretty much nothing to do. Any suggestions?

Glenn · Post by **Glenn** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:31 am

Do you have a music section in the library?

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:33 am

No, and if we did, I wouldn't be able to go there and promote The Fleiss, because I have to stay at the reference desk.

Glenn · Post by **Glenn** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:34 am

Glenn · Post by **Glenn** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:37 am

Have a coffee break
East doughtnut
Give self rase
Smoke a cigar to celebrate.

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:39 am

Glenn wrote:Have a coffee break
East doughtnut
Give self rase
Smoke a cigar to celebrate.

You know I love you Oh Glenn, but all your suggestions are things I cannot do in the library or have any contol over.

a KROQ spy! · Post by **a KROQ spy!** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:47 pm

Visit the 'Erotic Art' section.
Go look at the old Rolling Stone magazines.
Take two pieces of clear tape; one to pull your nose to your forehead, and the other to pull your ears together across your face. Wear this when someone asks you a question, and speak like nothing's wrong.

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:00 pm

a KROQ spy! wrote:Visit the 'Erotic Art' section.

That's in the Special Collections department and they're closed on weekends.

a KROQ spy! wrote:Go look at the old Rolling Stone magazines.

Good idea!!! However, I like Spin better...

a KROQ spy! wrote:Take two pieces of clear tape; one to pull your nose to your forehead, and the other to pull your ears together across your face. Wear this when someone asks you a question, and speak like nothing's wrong.

Silly Spy, I dont' want to loose my job...but I'll keep in mind for finals week

a KROQ spy! · Post by **a KROQ spy!** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:13 pm

Post 'Fleiss' Posters around the library. If anyone asks, shrug your shoulders, and say 'I dunno how they got their!'

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:27 pm

Hahahaha!!! Great idea Senor Spy!!! I think I need to ask permission from The Fleiss before I attempt this. I don't want to infringe on any copyright laws...

Glenn · Post by **Glenn** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 2:16 pm

permission granted

I expect these poster up by the end of today...

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 2:22 pm

I love it when you get demanding....

a KROQ spy! · Post by **a KROQ spy!** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 2:51 pm

Gooch wrote:I love it when you get demanding....

Enough to give him his balls back?!?

a KROQ spy! · Post by **a KROQ spy!** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 2:52 pm

a KROQ spy! · Post by **a KROQ spy!** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 2:56 pm

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 3:58 pm

a KROQ spy! wrote:
Gooch wrote:I love it when you get demanding....
Enough to give him his balls back?!?

He hasn't asked for them back....

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 3:58 pm

a KROQ spy! wrote:

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 3:58 pm

a KROQ spy! wrote:

Except that I'm straight...

robert · Post by **robert** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 4:41 pm

Read. I realize this sounds dumb, but if you are surrounded by books then read. Vonnegut, or a Clash book or Jim Davis. they cant really complain, You are in a library

a KROQ spy! · Post by **a KROQ spy!** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 5:40 pm

robert wrote:Read. I realize this sounds dumb, but if you are surrounded by books then read. Vonnegut, or a Clash book or Jim Davis. they cant really complain, You are in a library

Ma'am, where's the -
'Shush! I'm just getting to the best part! *glares evilly*'

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:40 am

robert wrote:Read. I realize this sounds dumb, but if you are surrounded by books then read. Vonnegut, or a Clash book or Jim Davis. they cant really complain, You are in a library

There's only so much reading that I can do before I start to drift off. I do read for a bit, but then I start getting sleepy...

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:41 am

a KROQ spy! wrote:
robert wrote:Read. I realize this sounds dumb, but if you are surrounded by books then read. Vonnegut, or a Clash book or Jim Davis. they cant really complain, You are in a library
Ma'am, where's the -
'Shush! I'm just getting to the best part! *glares evilly*'

ROTF, LMAO!!! That or they'll have to nudge me to wake me up.