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Gooch needs guidance...

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:17 am
by Gooch
I'm bored out of my mind!!!! I'm here at the library for 7 hours with pretty much nothing to do. Any suggestions?

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:31 am
by Glenn
Do you have a music section in the library?

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:33 am
by Gooch
No, and if we did, I wouldn't be able to go there and promote The Fleiss, because I have to stay at the reference desk.

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:34 am
by Glenn
doh

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:37 am
by Glenn
Have a coffee break
East doughtnut
Give self rase
Smoke a cigar to celebrate.

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:39 am
by Gooch
Glenn wrote:Have a coffee break
East doughtnut
Give self rase
Smoke a cigar to celebrate.
You know I love you Oh Glenn, but all your suggestions are things I cannot do in the library or have any contol over.
:cry:

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:47 pm
by a KROQ spy!
Visit the 'Erotic Art' section.
Go look at the old Rolling Stone magazines.
Take two pieces of clear tape; one to pull your nose to your forehead, and the other to pull your ears together across your face. Wear this when someone asks you a question, and speak like nothing's wrong.

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:00 pm
by Gooch
a KROQ spy! wrote:Visit the 'Erotic Art' section.
That's in the Special Collections department and they're closed on weekends.
a KROQ spy! wrote:Go look at the old Rolling Stone magazines.
Good idea!!! However, I like Spin better...
a KROQ spy! wrote:Take two pieces of clear tape; one to pull your nose to your forehead, and the other to pull your ears together across your face. Wear this when someone asks you a question, and speak like nothing's wrong.
Silly Spy, I dont' want to loose my job...but I'll keep in mind for finals week :wink:

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:13 pm
by a KROQ spy!
Post 'Fleiss' Posters around the library. If anyone asks, shrug your shoulders, and say 'I dunno how they got their!'

Image

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:27 pm
by Gooch
Hahahaha!!! Great idea Senor Spy!!! I think I need to ask permission from The Fleiss before I attempt this. I don't want to infringe on any copyright laws...

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 2:16 pm
by Glenn
permission granted

I expect these poster up by the end of today...

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 2:22 pm
by Gooch
I love it when you get demanding....

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 2:51 pm
by a KROQ spy!
Gooch wrote:I love it when you get demanding....
Enough to give him his balls back?!? :oops:

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 2:52 pm
by a KROQ spy!
Image

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 2:56 pm
by a KROQ spy!
Image

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 3:58 pm
by Gooch
a KROQ spy! wrote:
Gooch wrote:I love it when you get demanding....
Enough to give him his balls back?!? :oops:
He hasn't asked for them back.... :wink:

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 3:58 pm
by Gooch
a KROQ spy! wrote:Image
:lol:

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 3:58 pm
by Gooch
a KROQ spy! wrote:Image
Except that I'm straight... :wink:

Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 4:41 pm
by robert
Read. I realize this sounds dumb, but if you are surrounded by books then read. Vonnegut, or a Clash book or Jim Davis. they cant really complain, You are in a library

Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 5:40 pm
by a KROQ spy!
robert wrote:Read. I realize this sounds dumb, but if you are surrounded by books then read. Vonnegut, or a Clash book or Jim Davis. they cant really complain, You are in a library
Ma'am, where's the -
'Shush! I'm just getting to the best part! *glares evilly*'

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:40 am
by Gooch
robert wrote:Read. I realize this sounds dumb, but if you are surrounded by books then read. Vonnegut, or a Clash book or Jim Davis. they cant really complain, You are in a library
There's only so much reading that I can do before I start to drift off. I do read for a bit, but then I start getting sleepy...

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:41 am
by Gooch
a KROQ spy! wrote:
robert wrote:Read. I realize this sounds dumb, but if you are surrounded by books then read. Vonnegut, or a Clash book or Jim Davis. they cant really complain, You are in a library
Ma'am, where's the -
'Shush! I'm just getting to the best part! *glares evilly*'
ROTF, LMAO!!! That or they'll have to nudge me to wake me up.