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This is a really bad picture, but this is proof that July and I are two different people, and that she in fact does exist. The camera was on the wrong setting...
We are proudly showing our Adolescent blue undies.

Sex-ay!

Do I detect a note of jealousy for the official unofficial adolescents g-strings?

a KROQ spy! wrote:Sex-ay!

Thank you Senor Spy...maybe if you're good....

how do we know that picture is not the trickery photoshop chops work of a kroq spy!

Because I posted it?
Or are you implying that I'm the KROQ spy? ~raises eyebrow~

That fabulous pose, and grouping couldn't possibly be the work of photoshop... do you see the fire coming from the room? That's the work of 36 Jack in the box tacos! No photoshop effect can duplicate that!

look at goochie posing. She is such a ham.

Glenn wrote:look at goochie posing. She is such a ham.

I was trying to pull my undies out so the camera could catch the Adolescent blue.

I'd show my pic with my ADS panties....but I was using 'em for a bra.....

Here's proof that I'm not July! :)


Damn that photo is huge...

Are you choppin' tofu????

I'd hope not. Orange tofu?! It was monterey jack and cheddar cheese to make quessadillas for the drunk dudes. That pic was taken before I got drunk heh heh.

Ahhhh....well...I dunno...I don't eat tofu....I was just being a smartass....LOL



Mmmm...Jack can COOK.....

I love to cook! I can make almost anything :) (Some things I need the recipe).

Me too! I can make manicotti...noodles included....from scratch....my uncle was a French trained chef....he went to the Cordon Bleu in Paris....

I was self trained from cooking breakfast, lunch, and dinner since I was like 7.

Ah wow....at seven I could make a mean bowl of Fruit Loops.....

Haha... I was home alone at 7 because my grandma had died and both my parents worked, so... guess I was the only one cooking!

I used to hide the eggs because I wanted the chicks to hatch. Used to PISS my mom off.....LOL

jack wrote:Here's proof that I'm not July!


Damn that photo is huge...

Yup, you are definately not me! I do make a mean quesadilla, however!!

JULY!!!!!!!!!!! Could you please get me a couple of JITB tacos????

Even reading that makes my tummy ache....

Have you noticed that the ADS message board crashed????

ADS? What site is that?

The Adolescents.....

yeah, I know - I had something really clever to add to the guilty pleasures thread - and I have to write it down, so I don't forget!

LOL.....bastids! Love you Jules....XXXOOO

pathetic...

jack wrote:Here's proof that I'm not July!


Damn that photo is huge...

But I don't use windows ;P

I can use gimp to edit it tho :). http://www.gimp.org

Glenn-O.....I love you tooo.....

a KROQ spy! wrote:Sex-ay!

See there? Proof positive that Gooch is a hottie.

--Miche

MicheBel wrote:

a KROQ spy! wrote:Sex-ay!

See there? Proof positive that Gooch is a hottie.

--Miche

mmmm... tofu

tofu is gross

I see glenn has never tried 'Tofurkey'.

I wanna try it!!!

a KROQ spy! wrote:I see glenn has never tried 'Tofurkey'.

That reminds me of a "Everybody loves Ramon" episode...

I heard about this on another radio station the other day....
Tuck student markets flesh-flavored tofu on website
By Dan Duray, The Dartmouth Staff
Published on Thursday, May 12, 2005

Courtesy of Mark Nuckols



According to Mark Nuckols Tu'06, humans do not taste anything like chicken. The founder and CEO of Hufu, LLC -- the company that produces hufu, a type of tofu that simulates the texture and flavor of human flesh -- claims that his company's product "tastes like beef but a little softer in texture and a little sweeter in taste."

"I have to admit that I myself have never sampled human flesh," Nuckols said. "However, I've done quite a bit of research on the history and anthropology of cannibalism and read enough accounts to have come up with a fairly good approximation."

Nuckols, who enrolled in the Tuck School of Business this year, went to Excelsior College and Georgetown University Law Center after dropping out of high school in the tenth grade. He has worked at various times as a bike messenger, dishwasher, trader on Wall Street and practitioner of securities law.

His product, which contains zero fat and 100 calories per ounce-sized serving, was developed by a Dutch food processor and will be available through his website, eathufu.com, which is set to launch Thursday. The website, which ships internationally, will initially only offer Hufu Classic Strips, which, according to Nuckols, "will basically resemble the choicer flesh, which is upper arms, thighs and buttocks." Nuckols, however, assures customers that plans have been made to develop Hufu Hearts and Dr. Lector's Liver.

"For the cannibal gourmand, those are really the best parts," Nuckols said, noting that a recipe for Dr. Lector's Liver and Fava Beans will also be available on the website, along with several Aztec recipes and pieces of literature about cannibals. Nuckols called the website, which will also feature hufu t-shirts and aprons, "an entrée into thinking about cultural practices of other people."

Some, however, are skeptical about the success of hufu.

"It definitely tastes meaty, maybe a little like pork," Thaddeus Olchowski '08 said at a tasting offered by Nuckols at Tuck yesterday. "I don't like tofu and I don't like human flesh so I don't think I'll be buying this. It definitely tastes like something I've had at Food Court,"

Marketing aside, Nuckols admits that he doesn't actually hope to convert many cannibals to his people-safe alternative.

"There's going to be a very limited market for the food product itself," he said. "I do believe that there are actually people, for example students of anthropology, who perhaps have read about cannibalism and are intrigued by the practice. I also think there are some people who will try anything. However, I think a larger market will be for the clothing items, which I think are extremely well done."

Nuckols reportedly came up with the idea for human-flavored tofu while eating a tofurkey sandwich and reading anthropologist Marvin Harris' book "Good To Eat: Riddles of Food and Culture," which features a section on cannibalism.

He also claims that the name "hufu" was actually coined by actress and model Milla Jovovich. Several years ago, a business associate was discussing Nuckols' idea, then called "hofu," with a friend on a Eurostar train going from London to Paris. Jovovich, intrigued, allegedly turned around to join in the conversation, commenting, "'Hofu' sounds like 'c*ck' -- you should call it 'hufu.'"

"As far as I can speculate, she meant 'ho food,'" Nuckols said. "She's a supermodel -- she doesn't have to make sense."

Jovovich's publicist has not replied to inquiries from The Dartmouth.

July Cleaver wrote:'Hofu' sounds like 'c*ck' -- you should call it 'hufu.'"

"As far as I can speculate, she meant 'ho food,'" Nuckols said. "She's a supermodel -- she doesn't have to make sense."

Jovovich's publicist has not replied to inquiries from The Dartmouth.

does it taste like fish?

In the immortal words of Gilbert Godfried, Tastes like chicken! Really nasty chicken!

Ok, how is it that I am getting accused of being everyone else??? I am me, dammit!

July Cleaver wrote:Ok, how is it that I am getting accused of being everyone else??? I am me, dammit!

A little delayed reaction my dear? Move away from the shiny object....

OOH! Tinsel!

jack wrote:Here's proof that I'm not July!


Damn that photo is huge...

Hey Jack what's the propane for? Toast?

Maybe Tom left it behind after locking Annie up in his basement....

Gooch wrote:This is a really bad picture, but this is proof that July and I are two different people, and that she in fact does exist. The camera was on the wrong setting...
We are proudly showing our Adolescent blue undies.

I know that Jules gets all the rack credit around here, but we must give Gooch much love for her nice rack also!

BTW, who is that ruggedly good looking guy with one leg in that picture? He must be Mr. August for the 2005 Amputee Today Calander!

Ya know Oopsie...you have that..."wonder if I can trade this stereo in for a date with Sandra Bullock" look in your eyes....

gidgetgoestohell wrote:Ya know Oopsie...you have that..."wonder if I can trade this stereo in for a date with Sandra Bullock" look in your eyes....

Still waiting for the call Gidge. Still waiting.

But Jules does have a nice rack!

Next time we run into her...I will have the girls hold my purse!! Bwahahahahahahahahaha.....

Just rough up her legs, so she can't run away!

I have this new head lock that I have been practising on Fluff...works VERY well and leaves no marks...I was thinkin' about using that move...

Works for me!