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Paris Hilton's Album Delayed Again

Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 12:35 pm
by obiwankobe
Paris Hilton has delayed the release of her debut album because she wants to include a cover of Gnarls Barkley’s Crazy.

The hotly anticipated album will now be released in September after originally being scheduled to hit record shelves in early summer - even though it’s unlikely Hilton will be allowed to ‘reinterpret’ the massive hit.

A source explains to the Daily Star, "It's just Paris's latest idea and because she shares a label with Gnarls, she thinks that it will all be a piece of cake.

"The chances of it happening are minute, but everything has to go on pause again while it's all discussed. That means the album won't now be out until about September. At first it was July, then August. It keeps nearly getting finished and then something else happens."

Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 5:19 pm
by rotter
Paris Hilton makes me fuckin puke...shes just a rich lil bitch who gets her rounds with $$$...otherwise she'd just be a corner crack porn bitch with meat stuck up her ass.I'd love to piss in her latte...stoopid cunt,no talent,boring,a pissflaped trampoline.

Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 5:39 pm
by shloemoe
Well said Rot....I have to agree!....C'ept maybe about the piss stuff.

Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 5:44 pm
by rotter
ok then...in her face...i respect latte.

Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 5:47 pm
by shloemoe
Ah!...now I can relate!

Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 5:51 pm
by rotter
she's just a lifesupport for a cunt...a shitbag shopping slut with animal accessory.

Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 7:52 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
Sheeee's....just another tuna in a sea of cunts
a horny little gash on a penis hunt

Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 8:23 pm
by jr
i wonder if she has a FIRECROTCH too??
whatever that is...
LOL
rotter.. well put
gidge... ditto

paris is a waste of humanity. her parents are fuckin garbage as well...
what a JOKE.

Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 8:41 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
We can think the Klan (the punk rock band) for my words of wit.....

Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 6:34 am
by rotter
jr wrote:i wonder if she has a FIRECROTCH too??
whatever that is...
LOL
rotter.. well put
gidge... ditto

paris is a waste of humanity. her parents are fuckin garbage as well...
what a JOKE.
I think "firecrotch" is itchy scratchy irritated puss that no douche can cure..right?Never the less she should bandage that gash and stick a tampon in that bleeding yap of hers and just sink to the bottom of reality for a change and see how things really are....wake up Paris...you need to have you cards snipped and your cunt tucked back where it belongs.

Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 6:43 am
by rotter
gidgetgoestohell wrote:Sheeee's....just another tuna in a sea of cunts
a horny little gash on a penis hunt
...miss tuna is an aweful breed of fish..canned,spoiled and rank!Wrapped in fashion rags and the blinding bling of fake..famous for cock diving in hotel rooms?What has it all come to?

Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 7:55 am
by gidgetgoestohell
I dunno....I honestly do not know.....

Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 9:38 am
by rotter
oh well...thats entertainment... :lol:

Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 11:27 pm
by assholitis
jr wrote:i wonder if she has a FIRECROTCH too??
whatever that is...
LOL
rotter.. well put
gidge... ditto

paris is a waste of humanity. her parents are fuckin garbage as well...
what a JOKE.
She's got an entirely different kind of "fire crotch." Hope Leinert's wearing protection.

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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 11:52 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
Jesus....her crotch is bigger than my Ex's......