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Cochella Update

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 1:10 pm
by obiwankobe
The Subways & Hard-Fi are out. One singer has a throat condition and the other a throat infection

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 1:13 pm
by LATaurus
what's the difference, tom?

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 1:27 pm
by assholitis
But Madonna's still on, I hope. -crosses fingers

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 1:47 pm
by jr
she can still "perform"...
she just has a yeast infection

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 1:52 pm
by jr
oh and a condition known as

I am from Detroit but since i ruined my husbands career, I must speak like an English Twat and run around in leotard espouting the virtues of some red string religios cult....

i fink thats about it

she will be there.
i find the beer cups fly better at half full that way they sail and hit target
dead on!!!!

cheers

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:05 pm
by shloemoe
jr said:
i find the beer cups fly better at half full that way they sail and hit target
dead on!!!!


Im appalled by such thinking....but also amused...confusing....

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:08 pm
by jr
Shloe said:
Im appalled by such thinking....but also amused...confusing...


HERE.... STAND STILL.... I WILL SHOW YOU.
(GUZZLING HALF MY BEER IN THE DIXIE CUP...)

WINDS UP FOR THE PITCH.

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:18 pm
by shloemoe
EEERRRRRuuummMMMM....(Like a down field receiver shloemoe palms
a Bomb, gulps it down and BELCHES"THanx for the beer")

cause ya know inertia(mass of the beer) would make it travel like a football(drag on the cup)....ok



...that one was kinda hard to field....hence the lameness...

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:32 pm
by jr
INERTIA??
I had no trouble throwing the shit at the go gos when i saw em ..
hmmm.

lets re-fink it then

youre welcome for the (BELCH) beer!

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:15 pm
by shloemoe
Oh MANNNNNN! ...you didn't do that to belinda Carlisle did you?
WHAT a stinker!!!!She's cute, button style!!!!.....You get your dates
into fights huh?......ep ahhhheeeepp...dont deny!!!!

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 6:43 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
Waste of good beer that would be....JR...I'll make you a deal...You give me your beer...I will sneak backstage..and use a saved up punch in the jaw......



DEAL?????

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 7:06 pm
by shloemoe
wait a minute If shloemoe caught a pass like that....and belched
out "thanks for the beer" that's a waste"???????????????????????

You are MEAN gidge!!!!!!...I'm joining miche's team!!!!

:D :D :D

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 7:08 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
Wait wait wait...slow down turbo....I was just saying I'd punch Madonna in the face in exchange for a beer or two....what's the crime, Shloe??? Comeon....show me some love.....;)

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 7:13 pm
by shloemoe
Well I did hate maddona in the 80's...I feel embarased for her from that
film she did.....ah....guess I cant fault ya for a fair fight with maddona

....cause the name's so lame...how dare her!!!!!

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 7:14 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
...and with beer as the payoff....it's a win win.....:D

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 7:16 pm
by shloemoe
sillyness...luv it!

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 7:21 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
That is why Jack started this place originally....it's in the by-laws...one act of silliness per day....

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 8:05 pm
by jr
i would buy you beer for the rest of your
mother lovin life if you threw an uppercut to
mcdonna
holy hell
im gettin excited just thinkin about it...
swept away
ahahahahahahaha
mama like mama like

go gidge go gidge....

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:27 pm
by shloemoe
Can't condone it.....aint stepin in!

Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 9:35 am
by chriswasanon
What was that film? "Desperately seeking a name?" That's when all the fuss started wasn't it?

I liked Weird Al's "Like a surgeon" though - fun fun fun."

I thought that "no good skanky ho" - is that the way to put it? er she lived in this dear and septic isle in Buckinghamshire palace home counties and with a corgi or 12, didn't she?

The press here did build her up but now they may be knocking her down again.

Mrs. Ritchie has taken a popularity dive


Gidge wants to give her a punch up the bracket! Lots of people do I think.

But violence IS a bad scene.

Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:03 am
by OneOldPunk
jr wrote:INERTIA??
I had no trouble throwing the shit at the go gos when i saw em ..
hmmm.


You didn't hit Jane, did you? :shock:

Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:08 am
by obiwankobe
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=S331D7GA

It's a big file, but worth the watch, trust me

Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:19 am
by gidgetgoestohell
OneOldPunk wrote:
jr wrote:INERTIA??
I had no trouble throwing the shit at the go gos when i saw em ..
hmmm.




You didn't hit Jane, did you? :shock:


Uh oh....I guess that know isn't the time to confess to beaning Susanna Hoffs from the Bangles with a hot dog...then known as The Bangs...

Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:19 am
by jr
i cant remember who we hit
but they left the stage in a beer cup bonanza
hahahahah

Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:34 am
by shloemoe
obiwankobe wrote:http://www.megaupload.com/?d=S331D7GA

It's a big file, but worth the watch, trust me
Got a Big fat "doink!" error message....what did I just click on
obiwankobe?

Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:51 am
by jr
gidgetgoestohell wrote:
OneOldPunk wrote:
jr wrote:INERTIA??
I had no trouble throwing the shit at the go gos when i saw em ..
hmmm.




You didn't hit Jane, did you? :shock:


Uh oh....I guess that know isn't the time to confess to beaning Susanna Hoffs from the Bangles with a hot dog...then known as The Bangs...
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
GIDGE BANGED A BANG WITH A BANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHHAHA

XXXXXX

Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:52 am
by jr
SINCE WE ARE CONFESSING...
I THREW BIG CHUNKS OF ICE AT THE MORRISSEY CONCERT AT THE PAULY PAVILLON WHEN HE TOLD EVERYONE TO LEAVE THEIR SEATS AND THEY STOPPED THE SHOW....
IM SURE I DIDNT HIT HIM, BUT I DID HIT A LITTLE SORORITY TWIT SQUARE IN THE HEAD!!!!!

then there is the gum throwing incident...

ah, sweet bird of youth......

Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 11:07 am
by obiwankobe
shloemoe wrote:
obiwankobe wrote:http://www.megaupload.com/?d=S331D7GA

It's a big file, but worth the watch, trust me
Got a Big fat "doink!" error message....what did I just click on
obiwankobe?
it works

Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 11:14 am
by gidgetgoestohell
jr wrote:SINCE WE ARE CONFESSING...
I THREW BIG CHUNKS OF ICE AT THE MORRISSEY CONCERT AT THE PAULY PAVILLON WHEN HE TOLD EVERYONE TO LEAVE THEIR SEATS AND THEY STOPPED THE SHOW....
IM SURE I DIDNT HIT HIM, BUT I DID HIT A LITTLE SORORITY TWIT SQUARE IN THE HEAD!!!!!

then there is the gum throwing incident...

ah, sweet bird of youth......

~shaking head~ Goochie is gunna try and bribe me to beatchoooup Jilly....I won't do it...of course...but just play along with the pretend sock up....throwing ice at Morrissey is scacrelige in her book.....

Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 11:18 am
by obiwankobe
jr wrote:SINCE WE ARE CONFESSING...
I THREW BIG CHUNKS OF ICE AT THE MORRISSEY CONCERT AT THE PAULY PAVILLON WHEN HE TOLD EVERYONE TO LEAVE THEIR SEATS AND THEY STOPPED THE SHOW....
IM SURE I DIDNT HIT HIM, BUT I DID HIT A LITTLE SORORITY TWIT SQUARE IN THE HEAD!!!!!

then there is the gum throwing incident...

ah, sweet bird of youth......
not the most tolerant person on the planet are we jr?

Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 11:24 am
by jr
how could you tell

i blame the man
fuck the man

Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 11:26 am
by gidgetgoestohell
jr wrote:
gidgetgoestohell wrote:
OneOldPunk wrote:



You didn't hit Jane, did you? :shock:


Uh oh....I guess that know isn't the time to confess to beaning Susanna Hoffs from the Bangles with a hot dog...then known as The Bangs...


AHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
GIDGE BANGED A BANG WITH A BANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHHAHA

XXXXXX



They were playing at the Cuckoo's Nest and they were REALLY bad...stinky peeeeuuuuu bad....and trust me...to give up a hot dog was almost as bad as chucking a beer back then....given the choice of projectiles....the dog would ALWAYS go first...but being underage and having a hot dog available...it seemed like a good idea at the time....

Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 11:29 am
by jr
i bow to you

you ROCK

and what did the chipmunk do when you hit her?

Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 11:31 am
by gidgetgoestohell
Nothin...it was rather anticlimatic....but then again...I had a rather unsavory reputation....ya know as a tosser of foodstuffs that is....

Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 11:39 am
by shloemoe
obiwankobe wrote:
shloemoe wrote:
obiwankobe wrote:http://www.megaupload.com/?d=S331D7GA

It's a big file, but worth the watch, trust me
Got a Big fat "doink!" error message....what did I just click on
obiwankobe?
it works
oh...yeah...A round of half filled beers for the coachella posse!!!!!!

Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 11:26 am
by obiwankobe
Image

Image


Kanye's in now!

Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 11:35 am
by shloemoe
OK... Im old...Ive only heard of like 10 of those bands....

Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 11:37 am
by rotter
Madonna should retire them saggin' tits...her new stuff blows.

Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 1:33 pm
by jr
"Madonna should retire them saggin' tits...her new stuff blows"

her old shit blows too..

ray of light is the only song i can fuckin stomach

Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 1:50 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
You know...DIcky is gunna be there...maybe when can talk him into kicking her in the right shin....or something like that...just a thought....

Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 2:04 pm
by rotter
Madonnas' a fuckin puke.....retire bitch :P

Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 2:15 pm
by jr
SHE STUCK HER TONGUE IN BRITNEYS MOUTH...
THE VERY SAME HOLE THAT ACCEPTS FEDERLINE ON A DAILY BASIS...

FUMIGATE AND DESTROY...

Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 2:23 pm
by rotter
I wouldn't piss in Brittneys yap if her lungs were on fire...she's the twatiest twit fuck farm to ever walk this cock infested earth...and she'd suck em all... :P

Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 2:23 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
Oooooooooooooooooooooooo JR...you just made me hork my soda....Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...~breathe~ Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ~chortle~Aaaahahahahahahhahhahahahahahaha.....

Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 2:24 pm
by rotter
I can't stanndddddddddd that fuckin spoiled little cunt........aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggg :x

Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 2:26 pm
by rotter
jr wrote:SHE STUCK HER TONGUE IN BRITNEYS MOUTH...
THE VERY SAME HOLE THAT ACCEPTS FEDERLINE ON A DAILY BASIS...

FUMIGATE AND DESTROY...
I bet Brittbitch tongues his ass.....madonnas too..

Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 2:47 pm
by jr
gidgetgoestohell wrote:Oooooooooooooooooooooooo JR...you just made me hork my soda....Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...~breathe~ Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ~chortle~Aaaahahahahahahhahhahahahahahaha.....

ahahahahahah
glad i could make ya laugh
sorry for the horking...
heeheee

popoZao

Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 2:51 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
You guys DID hear that she's supposedly knockered up again....I wouldn't get within a mile of that dude's penis....for a multitude of reasons...BUT...you girls know what I am sayin'....

Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 2:53 pm
by shloemoe
Oh God ...what ef-ing charactor defect makes me do this....I really dont
like maddona at all...


Hey you guys quit picking on her...saw was pretty cutting edge back in the
day!

there!....bullies

Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 2:54 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
Oh I readily admit to liking her in oh 1982...maybe '83....but I was a kid...and so was she.....there is a time and place for all...shit...even Cher gave up the ghost....

Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 4:21 pm
by jr
i repeat she exchanged spit with shitney to revive her sagging career...
NOT ONLY THAT
she fuct vanilla ice....

sure i done a lot of stupid things.... but i never fuct vanilla ice... (mc hammer sure... but never vanilla ice)

cant touch this....... do do da do.... cant touch this....

Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 4:24 pm
by shloemoe
yes...music Biz makes for strange bedfellows....ah!....mc hammer?

Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 4:32 pm
by jr
too legit to quit...

its the pants...

they're a HUGE turn on!!!

that why i pray!

Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 4:46 pm
by shloemoe
You must have got some kinda "kindred vibes" when you was in your
bunny suit.