San Diego Street Scene DRAMA!!
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San Diego Street Scene DRAMA!!
"So, for anyone who was at the San Diego Street Scene show, you may have noticed that the Stripes took the stage very late, due to the fact that the Black Eyed Peas, who played right before the Stripes, showed up for their set almost a full hour late. Total disrespect, since every other band managed to make their show time on the dot.
The reason why the Black Eyed Peas took the stage so late is because they claim to have been "stuck in traffic" and that security wouldn't let them in.
Anyway, after they took the stage, it was very clear that they were all very hammered.
So hammered, in fact, that Fergie decided to piss RIGHT ON THE STAGE.
No joke. According to radio reports, she moved over out of the spotlight at some point in their set, and just let it go. Without taking her pants off, either.
So, sure enough, when she got back in the spotlight, it was obvious what she'd done. And she just kept on going as if nothing happened."
The reason why the Black Eyed Peas took the stage so late is because they claim to have been "stuck in traffic" and that security wouldn't let them in.
Anyway, after they took the stage, it was very clear that they were all very hammered.
So hammered, in fact, that Fergie decided to piss RIGHT ON THE STAGE.
No joke. According to radio reports, she moved over out of the spotlight at some point in their set, and just let it go. Without taking her pants off, either.
So, sure enough, when she got back in the spotlight, it was obvious what she'd done. And she just kept on going as if nothing happened."
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I had a client once, who was married for 20 years and got divorced. So, his buddies threw him a D-Day party. Strippers, limos, hot monkey pig sex. The works. My guy hooks up with a stripper chick and bangs her in the back of the limo. He knocks her up (why is it that stripper chicks NEVER use protection with obscenly wealthy men?) and decides to be a good guy and..you got it...marry her.
Now, this guy was the CEO/CFO of a Fortune 500 company so he had a limo at his disposal and a jet and helicopter as well. They had a live in nanny blah blah blah. They are married for about three years when the limo driver comes to my guy and says Mr. Doe...I can't do it anymore. I don't care if you fire me. I can't DO IT ANYMORE. My guy asks, what the fuck? What are you talking about? Limoman says, your wife makes me take her to Hollywood where she goes to private clubs, gets on stage and pays people to pee and shit on her.....
I kid you not...true story....
Now, this guy was the CEO/CFO of a Fortune 500 company so he had a limo at his disposal and a jet and helicopter as well. They had a live in nanny blah blah blah. They are married for about three years when the limo driver comes to my guy and says Mr. Doe...I can't do it anymore. I don't care if you fire me. I can't DO IT ANYMORE. My guy asks, what the fuck? What are you talking about? Limoman says, your wife makes me take her to Hollywood where she goes to private clubs, gets on stage and pays people to pee and shit on her.....
I kid you not...true story....
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Let's get RETARDED in hereeee
And thanks, Gidge. You win the award for most fucked up story of the week. Come pick up your prize at the front office. At first I read that as she was getting paid to get peed/shit on, then I re-read it and you're telling me SHE paid people to do that? Moral of the story: don't go banging strippers in the back of your limo, guys.
-Kevin
And thanks, Gidge. You win the award for most fucked up story of the week. Come pick up your prize at the front office. At first I read that as she was getting paid to get peed/shit on, then I re-read it and you're telling me SHE paid people to do that? Moral of the story: don't go banging strippers in the back of your limo, guys.
-Kevin
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