Happy Birthday Chriswasanon

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 6:57 am

Happy Birthday to Chris...

Lets all moon him

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 7:05 am

hehehe...I'm gonna crash his party naked!

chriswasanon · Post by **chriswasanon** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 7:13 am

That sounds like an excellent idea.

Lets all put on Bollocks really loud and wear our punk gear and eat loads of jelly (gello) and ice cream and blancmange from one of those old bunny moulds. Then lets drink cheap Belgian lager and laugh insensibly at straight normal people before falling incoherent into a drunken mess in an ashtray full of roaches and cigarette butts.

I love parties like that.

The ones where you wake up naked next to someone and don't know how it happened and LO! you've used a tablecloth as a sheet and everyone can see your bare arse cos the tablecloth is more like a napkin and some punk is sitting at a table on speed still still talking to the same girl as he was 3 hours ago when you collapsed.

Thanks for the wishings Mr. Rotter.

CwA

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 7:19 am

Now that is my kind of party

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 9:31 am

Happy Birthday cwa!!!

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:36 am

Happy Birthday CWA!

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 11:00 am

See now that's why Im just not a gay person...not that there's anything
wrong with that....but guys butt's are gross!!!!The guy in the middle needs
to wipe better I think?

...on a second look some of those look almost female...OK Im not
comfortable with this anymore

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:06 pm

Happy birthday CwA.....

a lil Blanc Mange for ya....

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:31 pm

Blanc Mange ...that's like that giant cheese cake from Monty Python..huh?

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:58 pm

he he - Jilly... Living on the ceiling? Don't tell me?

That brings back memories of the Oddessey and Old world, and dancing with boys with more makeup than me...

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 1:04 pm

Forgive my anus july but isn't this the birthday, blanc mange, and butts
thread...dont you mean to post that to "I love the 80's" thread...Im
confused if your not

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 1:43 pm

Nice to see July back...

chriswasanon · Post by **chriswasanon** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 1:56 pm

Thanks guys and gals for your birthday wishes. Nice to see the blancmange Gidge!

July I loved those serried ranks of bums - male female who cares and Rotter liked them too.

I don't caaaaaaaaaaaaaaare Shloe. Some dangle, some don't - that's all.

Thanks again.

Cheerybyski.

Chriswas

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 2:13 pm

shloemoe wrote:Forgive my anus july but isn't this the birthday, blanc mange, and butts
thread...dont you mean to post that to "I love the 80's" thread...Im
confused if your not

Shoe, your anus is unforgivable!

I am always confused, however, I only added to the blancmange conversation - I didn't start it - I believe it was the birthday boy, and it's his party, he can live on the ceiling if he wants to!!

rotter wrote:Happy Birthday to Chris... Lets all moon him

I was just doing as I was told...

ps - Thanks Rotter - I had a killer migrane last week, and kept my computer time to a minimum

jr · Post by jr » Mon Jun 26, 2006 2:20 pm

ahhaa
OLD WORLD

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 2:21 pm

Im refering to the "he he - Jilly" post contexualy it doesn't seem to fit
...guess Im being too anal again...I just dont get it

the mooning post is classic...just not my....ok where's my scorecards?

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 2:23 pm

The one with the shit ass is mine...hehe

jr · Post by jr » Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:12 pm

shloemoe wrote:Im refering to the "he he - Jilly" post contexualy it doesn't seem to fit
...guess Im being too anal again...I just dont get it

the mooning post is classic...just not my....ok where's my scorecards?

im so tall im so tall
you raise me an then you let me fall

ahahah
old world..
(still laughing about that one)

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:44 pm

jr wrote:
shloemoe wrote:Im refering to the "he he - Jilly" post contexualy it doesn't seem to fit
...guess Im being too anal again...I just dont get it

the mooning post is classic...just not my....ok where's my scorecards?
im so tall im so tall
you raise me an then you let me fall

ahahah
old world..
(still laughing about that one)

Dont get it?

jr · Post by jr » Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:52 pm

blancmange

oh
nevermind
you dont like this music

shit

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:45 pm

I need to find Shloe a link to that song.....

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 5:16 pm

I love Blancmange "Lose Your Love".....No,no,no,no,no.....I don't want you to go..no,no,no,no,no...I don't want to lose your loveeeeeee.....

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 5:28 pm

I remember buying that album that the picture is of....my bf at the time was like...WHOA....this is COOL...and he was usually right...he's the one that turned me onto a whole lotta different things....

DOWN ROTTER....DOWN BOY.....

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 5:36 pm

wow...you guys aren't talking about the monty python sketch...are you?
...are you?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blancmange
A scotsman winning at Wimbledon... hilarious...you guys have all seen this
sketch right?

http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode07.htm

There's a band or song called blancmange?...dancing on the ceiling?
...dont get it.

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 5:38 pm

There was a skit by Monty Python...a band AND a desert....rumor had it...that when Marie Antoinette said...Let them eat cake....she was speaking of Blanc Mange....

chriswasanon · Post by **chriswasanon** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:08 am

Blancmange JR yes I got it I recognised the lyrics couldnt put a name to the band. Thanks for the great party guys and gals it was blancmangastic.

Anytime you are at one of ma parties.

Tell us a story
sing us a song
show us yer erse
or oot yer gang.

(Gang is the old English word for go - hence gangway)

Is there a special tool available to scrape encrusted jelly and blancmange off the ceiling anyone?

Whose partying next???

CwA

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:30 am

...ahaha.....the last party I had was when I was five...what a disaster.....it was fights over red squirtgun...

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:34 am

Glad your birthday was tits Chris!Did you get birthday blowjobs from pretty women wearing new and unstained panties?

chriswasanon · Post by **chriswasanon** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:53 am

Looks like I'm moving to Canada!!!!!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:17 am

aaahahaha......come aboard the ship of whores.....

......and they all come from Montreal.....aahhahaaaaaaaaaa

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:22 am

Don't worry Maddie......I'm your whore.....and thats good enough for me sweetass

Maddie · Post by **Maddie** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:24 am

Thats a good thing,bitch

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:26 am

We can be each others sluts then.

Maddie · Post by **Maddie** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:28 am

Only if you vacuum and empty the dishwasher

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:30 am

Can I just wear an apron then?Nothing else?

Maddie · Post by **Maddie** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:32 am

ummm..you better put something on....thats too much unwiped crack for a women to handle.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:34 am

ok,ok....no apron...just me in your mini then...

Maddie · Post by **Maddie** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:35 am

fucking deal!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:37 am

ahhhhhh...the things we do for a lick

Maddie · Post by **Maddie** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:39 am

You're nuts

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:49 am

My nuts are tired and lazy cuz of holiday,can I rest em on your chin?

Maddie · Post by **Maddie** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:51 am

Stop it!Your're being nuts!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:53 am

The more for you to devour.....aaaaaaaaahahaha.....silly cunt

Maddie · Post by **Maddie** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:55 am

fucking tit

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:57 am

Oh believe me Maddie....you'll get that too...

Nothin like a wonderous titfuck eh?

Maddie · Post by **Maddie** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:58 am

ok,ok.....thats enough John

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:01 am

See you after work...bring me fries

Glenn · Post by **Glenn** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 12:25 pm

rotter wrote:Happy Birthday to Chris... Lets all moon him

Hey happy birthday CWA. Hope you have a good one.

Watching the world cup from Scotters?

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 12:59 pm

Happy b-day Chris!!!!

chriswasanon · Post by **chriswasanon** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 2:42 pm

Thanks Glenn and Gooch -

Well Glenn as a torn ex patriot Englander in Schottland yes I am.

I will be there on Saturday on that roller coaster of:

"oooh and noooo and what and that was never offside and are you blind ref and oh God this is it and yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss! or noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Praying that it does not go to penalties - can't stand penalty shoot outs.

Are the rest of the world laughing at England and saying that they are a crap team and that Portugal are going to gub 'em then? Or if not Porty then Germany or Brazil or anyone of 'em.

Have a look under the sofa, there may well be some lager unless JOHN drank it all. And if you climb up the ladder and use this implement you can prise off some congealed blancmange and jelly off the ceiling that we flung there with our little spoons.

Have a twiglet!

"These are very unusual snacks. They're shaped, textured and colored kind of like small twigs with the flavor of marmite. Oddly addictive. They're quite crunchy.

A favorite of Princess Dianna's."

I didn't write that someone at the parent company did for the US market

indie1031.punkrockdemo.com

Happy Birthday Chriswasanon

Happy Birthday Chriswasanon

Thank you all!!!

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