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I've often had a bit of trouble with people who speak English as
a second language. Here's a funny example from today's trip to the liquor store.
So I gets my whiskey, a couple lottery tickets , pay the money ,and
the old chinese woman clerk who's never said much but thank you to
me before asks me if I have a nice ass ..surley I was hearing
things...I said "excuse me"?....she said do I have a nice ass...thinking
quickly(probably too quicky)and seeing all porn at the counter I think
"is this my entry into the world of porn"?...a third ask gets the same
question , and just as I'm about to say,"Well ...I like to think so"
it dawns on me that she's asking me if I have $.09 nine cents to make
the change....I am not kidding you....I dont care what she thought she
was saying....She was asking me If I have a nice ass!!!!
Shloemoe's not a racist, but I DO think people should speak ENGLISH
here!!!!!
a second language. Here's a funny example from today's trip to the liquor store.
So I gets my whiskey, a couple lottery tickets , pay the money ,and
the old chinese woman clerk who's never said much but thank you to
me before asks me if I have a nice ass ..surley I was hearing
things...I said "excuse me"?....she said do I have a nice ass...thinking
quickly(probably too quicky)and seeing all porn at the counter I think
"is this my entry into the world of porn"?...a third ask gets the same
question , and just as I'm about to say,"Well ...I like to think so"
it dawns on me that she's asking me if I have $.09 nine cents to make
the change....I am not kidding you....I dont care what she thought she
was saying....She was asking me If I have a nice ass!!!!
Shloemoe's not a racist, but I DO think people should speak ENGLISH
here!!!!!
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Hey ...I believe in immigration 'n' all but sometimes this place(OC)
is crazy! I never understand what people with thick accents are
saying....I guess they work hard to learn the language and the grammar
(not so much the grammar)...ESL schools dont pay for speach therapist
er sumthin...i dunno....Ima quit before everybody starts calling me racist
again
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!!
is crazy! I never understand what people with thick accents are
saying....I guess they work hard to learn the language and the grammar
(not so much the grammar)...ESL schools dont pay for speach therapist
er sumthin...i dunno....Ima quit before everybody starts calling me racist
again
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!!
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Its confusing..but just be patient...its worth it. ...just listen and if you're confused say"Do you have a nice ass"?shloemoe wrote:Hey ...I believe in immigration 'n' all but sometimes this place(OC)
is crazy! I never understand what people with thick accents are
saying....I guess they work hard to learn the language and the grammar
(not so much the grammar)...ESL schools dont pay for speach therapist
er sumthin...i dunno....Ima quit before everybody starts calling me racist
again
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!!
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Because...some chick did EXACTLY that to me at a Manic Hispanic/X show...and I did EXACTLY what I said I'd do...and the end results were as posted as well.....shloemoe wrote:why pinch and twist...that seems kinda like a special peeve
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chin is the knockout punch spins the fluid in the inner ear...down they GO!gidgetgoestohell wrote:I'll give the bitch this much...she could take a punch straight to the bridge of her nose/forehead.....
nose-breaking 's' good too...scares me...never had it broke before.
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SOMEBODY was supposed to follow me up with A....
"LESS FILLING!!!!"
...what they dont drink bud light in Canada Rotter?
Ok you people work too much er sumthin....jeez!
"LESS FILLING!!!!"
...what they dont drink bud light in Canada Rotter?
Ok you people work too much er sumthin....jeez!
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Dude your not familliar with the budwiser/budwiser light controversy?rotter wrote:We drink whatever is on sale up here ... Seems to be the new trend.shloemoe wrote:SOMEBODY was supposed to follow me up with A....
"LESS FILLING!!!!"
...what they dont drink bud light in Canada Rotter?
Ok you people work too much er sumthin....jeez!
tastes great/less filling.......hm....they dont do those ads in Canada...hm
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i like the puffy cheetos, not the crunchy cheetos....
i am in..... how bout some vodka collins too!!
the drink goes well with cheetos.. i had it at britneys trailer the other day whilst we were watching sean preston... oopsy... dropped him on his head..
oh well.
im from the country you know.
i am in..... how bout some vodka collins too!!
the drink goes well with cheetos.. i had it at britneys trailer the other day whilst we were watching sean preston... oopsy... dropped him on his head..
oh well.
im from the country you know.
12 bellz... YOU DO UNDERSTAND??!!
they are not that spectacular..rotter wrote:Come on peeps...party in the private room with skankin Britney...cheetos,vodka collins,orange hork,jr's boobs.....jr's boobs,jr's boobs...did I mention jr's boobs?
trust me
i see them every day and they do NUFFING for me..
(they arent monochromatic like lohans though... thanks christ)
xxx
(tom that was for you baby)
12 bellz... YOU DO UNDERSTAND??!!
ah but there attatched to those eyes jr.....Sum greater than the partsjr wrote:they are not that spectacular..rotter wrote:Come on peeps...party in the private room with skankin Britney...cheetos,vodka collins,orange hork,jr's boobs.....jr's boobs,jr's boobs...did I mention jr's boobs?
trust me
.....
xxx
(tom that was for you baby)
thingy.....Tom?....what's Tom got that me 'n' Rot aint got?(wait a min...
shloemoe pushes rot (gently) aside...what's Tom got that shloe aint got?)
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Oh Rotter ran away?....and I thought we were gonna talk about how
guys with big dicks aren't really that responsive to the needs of a woman
oh well some ladies do like that...the big dumb shlongs..They're uh geometry demands it ....ah...what does ol shloe know?...Im spanking it tonight anyways.
guys with big dicks aren't really that responsive to the needs of a woman
oh well some ladies do like that...the big dumb shlongs..They're uh geometry demands it ....ah...what does ol shloe know?...Im spanking it tonight anyways.
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I'm spankin the monkey..haha.shloemoe wrote:Oh Rotter ran away?....and I thought we were gonna talk about how
guys with big dicks aren't really that responsive to the needs of a woman
oh well some ladies do like that...the big dumb shlongs..They're uh geometry demands it ....ah...what does ol shloe know?...Im spanking it tonight anyways.