Another installment Of,"The Advetures of Shloemoe"
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Another installment Of,"The Advetures of Shloemoe"
...So I'm at the $.99 store...getting me toilet paper (don't ya know!)
...when Im done checking out I turn to put $ in me wallet and grab
the cart when I see that the cashier shorted me $15 ...shit! ....I
confront the cashier and the best she can come up with is that I
leave my name n # and at closing they'll see if they're extra
...Ya know back when I used to deal with dopers and thiefs
I'd be willing to let a $15 slide...cause upon failed reproof ya gotta
stab the Mo-Fo or let it slide...and Shloemoe dont wanna hurt nobody.
But to have this come at me from a retail establishment? well I wont
stand for it!!....Im gonna tell!!!
but anyway I leave the store and it dawns on me that I dont even
know the cashiers name and that of her super....so i flip a bitch
(as they say)(sorry gidge )go back to the store and lowe
and behold they "found" $10 under the ice cream freezer.
(trying to cast me as an idiot who drops his $)
I took the $10 ..am waiting for a call....
you know how a cashier will give you back the $ with the coin saddled
in the bills...well that's how I got my "change"...the $10 was pure
apeasement(cant spell strait..or apeasement...maybe ass will
check the spellin?)...Money aint gonna fall out when handled like that!
them folks gotta scam going on
it's funny how the poor rip off the poor..they aint got the intelligence
to rip off the rich(and if you is shopping or working at at $.99 you is
poor)..but anywho Shloemoe's gunna get his $5 cause shloemoe
cant stand a petty thief...a classy thief...something to behold...but
anyway...watch the cheap retailers...shloemoe didn't drop no $15
...I aint got it like that....
MMM dinner time!...shloe gotta go!
Dont make Shloemoe put ya on the list!....you dont wanna be on the list!
Remember that John Cusack movie "Better off Dead"?....I WANT MY $5!
....I want my $5!!!!!!.......$5!!!!!!
shut up Rot!...you burned me for $5
on that A-bomb pic
Shloe did spoke!!!
...when Im done checking out I turn to put $ in me wallet and grab
the cart when I see that the cashier shorted me $15 ...shit! ....I
confront the cashier and the best she can come up with is that I
leave my name n # and at closing they'll see if they're extra
...Ya know back when I used to deal with dopers and thiefs
I'd be willing to let a $15 slide...cause upon failed reproof ya gotta
stab the Mo-Fo or let it slide...and Shloemoe dont wanna hurt nobody.
But to have this come at me from a retail establishment? well I wont
stand for it!!....Im gonna tell!!!
but anyway I leave the store and it dawns on me that I dont even
know the cashiers name and that of her super....so i flip a bitch
(as they say)(sorry gidge )go back to the store and lowe
and behold they "found" $10 under the ice cream freezer.
(trying to cast me as an idiot who drops his $)
I took the $10 ..am waiting for a call....
you know how a cashier will give you back the $ with the coin saddled
in the bills...well that's how I got my "change"...the $10 was pure
apeasement(cant spell strait..or apeasement...maybe ass will
check the spellin?)...Money aint gonna fall out when handled like that!
them folks gotta scam going on
it's funny how the poor rip off the poor..they aint got the intelligence
to rip off the rich(and if you is shopping or working at at $.99 you is
poor)..but anywho Shloemoe's gunna get his $5 cause shloemoe
cant stand a petty thief...a classy thief...something to behold...but
anyway...watch the cheap retailers...shloemoe didn't drop no $15
...I aint got it like that....
MMM dinner time!...shloe gotta go!
Dont make Shloemoe put ya on the list!....you dont wanna be on the list!
Remember that John Cusack movie "Better off Dead"?....I WANT MY $5!
....I want my $5!!!!!!.......$5!!!!!!
shut up Rot!...you burned me for $5
on that A-bomb pic
Shloe did spoke!!!
Having abandoned my search for truth,
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
Re: Another installment Of,"The Advetures of Shloemoe&q
2 Ply?The Rizen shloemoe wrote:...So I'm at the $.99 store...getting me toilet paper (don't ya know!)
...when Im done checking out I turn to put $ in me wallet and grab
the cart when I see that the cashier shorted me $15 ...shit! ....I
confront the cashier and the best she can come up with is that I
leave my name n # and at closing they'll see if they're extra
...Ya know back when I used to deal with dopers and thiefs
I'd be willing to let a $15 slide...cause upon failed reproof ya gotta
stab the Mo-Fo or let it slide...and Shloemoe dont wanna hurt nobody.
But to have this come at me from a retail establishment? well I wont
stand for it!!....Im gonna tell!!!
but anyway I leave the store and it dawns on me that I dont even
know the cashiers name and that of her super....so i flip a bitch
(as they say)(sorry gidge )go back to the store and lowe
and behold they "found" $10 under the ice cream freezer.
(trying to cast me as an idiot who drops his $)
I took the $10 ..am waiting for a call....
you know how a cashier will give you back the $ with the coin saddled
in the bills...well that's how I got my "change"...the $10 was pure
apeasement(cant spell strait..or apeasement...maybe ass will
check the spellin?)...Money aint gonna fall out when handled like that!
them folks gotta scam going on
it's funny how the poor rip off the poor..they aint got the intelligence
to rip off the rich(and if you is shopping or working at at $.99 you is
poor)..but anywho Shloemoe's gunna get his $5 cause shloemoe
cant stand a petty thief...a classy thief...something to behold...but
anyway...watch the cheap retailers...shloemoe didn't drop no $15
...I aint got it like that....
MMM dinner time!...shloe gotta go!
Dont make Shloemoe put ya on the list!....you dont wanna be on the list!
Remember that John Cusack movie "Better off Dead"?....I WANT MY $5!
....I want my $5!!!!!!.......$5!!!!!!
shut up Rot!...you burned me for $5
on that A-bomb pic
Shloe did spoke!!!
I went to target and got gum on my shoe which ruined my trip there.
Every step I took the gum made a a noise so I eventually wiped it off on the carpet.
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yeah a very cheap 2 ply....
Never got the call after closing last night.
today I think it's worth $5 to not have to
deal with people like that...I'll just count my
money better before I turn around next time.
Considering the frustration I would have rather
stepped on gum......$.99...I think I did...about
2 or 3 times...isn't that part of the $.99 experience?
Never got the call after closing last night.
today I think it's worth $5 to not have to
deal with people like that...I'll just count my
money better before I turn around next time.
Considering the frustration I would have rather
stepped on gum......$.99...I think I did...about
2 or 3 times...isn't that part of the $.99 experience?
Having abandoned my search for truth,
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
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