Shloemoe still love most punk...yet tomorrow night...

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:19 pm

I embrace the darkness that is mEtAl!!!!!

Heaven and Hell(Sabbath circa -86 -ozzy)

Iommi, butler and dio cause We Rock!

opening is mEgAdEaTh!....awesome DUDE!

And If I dont get butt raped in L.A County Jail I'll be back for
a report from show for all you metal heads

Heil Satan prince of darkness...etc...etc...etc...

BUTT if I do get but raped in L.A. County Jail I'll probably be
quiet for a few days....certainly you do understand?.....dont you?

assholitis · Post by **assholitis** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:06 pm

lol You seen Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny? You'd probably like it. Many metal references, including a cameo by none other than Mr. Ronnie James Dio himself.

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:12 pm

I met a guy who looks like Jack Black...pretty cool!
I gotta see that movie....

assholitis · Post by **assholitis** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:21 pm

The Rizen shloemoe wrote:I met a guy who looks like Jack Black...pretty cool!
I gotta see that movie....

lol I think my Internet Law professor slightly resembles Jack's partner, Kyle Gass. Plus, he too is a former musician.

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:33 pm

Rock 'n'Roll!!!!!!
Forefinger 'n' pinky sign!!!!!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:17 pm

fuck metal..

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:14 pm

rotter wrote:fuck metal..

wooo...turn down the hater dial Rotman...
it's all rock 'n' roll...it's all good homey

ChispaFilthyLucre · Post by **ChispaFilthyLucre** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:17 am

I give my vote to Rotter
¿siniester metal? hahahaha

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:40 am

The show...the show...oh god...ya know I kinda
forgot why I grew distant from metal....missed
most of megadeath cause we were a drinkin and
a smoking in the parking lot and lost track of time
(weeee) unfortunate cause they were the best act.

Dio?...they played "lady evil","neon nights" and of couse
"heaven and hell" but the rest of the show was quite
torturous and mind numbing quasi-virtuistic metal opera
AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!what was I thinkin?
....I thought I was going to die....they did NOT even
play "We Rock"....what the fuck?...what was I thinkin?

lotta cool peeps at the show though....lotta free pot

beer was $10 a glass though

...didn't get a T-shirt

beer)

anyway...$47 ticket was free....

...A funny thing did happen on the way to the forum....
earlier at home I was putting on me socks and I felt a
"wrinkle" in em, so I reached down to stretch em out
and felt something in there....What the?....It was a friggin
lizard

My kitties are lizard psychos...they musta
brought one in the house and it escaped into my sock
(that was laying on the floor...yes it was still clean

)
I thought Gooch would like a kitty story....

RobertKP · Post by **RobertKP** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:40 pm

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:22 pm

RobertKP wrote:

That Kat is doped...kitty tranquilizers er something...oh I get it
the kitty doesn't know exactly what is on her head...they got her
bored and slip in a lizard....GENIUS!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:02 am

I hope for kitty to eat the lizard.

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:26 am

rotter wrote:I hope for kitty to eat the lizard.

I think that would hurt poor kitty's tummy
...they(house cats)are more used to Tender
vittles....poor kitty gotta eat lizarrd meat?

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 2:40 am

It is kittys' instinct to kill small critters.Tender vittles compliments of mother natural.

ChispaFilthyLucre · Post by **ChispaFilthyLucre** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:22 am

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:24 am

Aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahhahahaahaha

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:25 am

You know why they flash the devil sign....they carry their girls like six packs.

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:29 am

How is that a guy in canada...a guy in california...and
a guy in spain are all up at 4:30am california time arguing
bout metal?...

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:30 am

Im going to bed...we'll get more in depth
into these serious issues tomorrow....

NIGHT BITCHES!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:32 am

Yeah...its uncanny

Do you think Ozzy will ever shut up?That new album is gonna suck hard.He should just stick to trying to suck himself off.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:32 am

The Rizen shloemoe wrote:Im going to bed...we'll get more in depth
into these serious issues tomorrow....

NIGHT BITCHES!

Ceiling cat is watching you...

ChispaFilthyLucre · Post by **ChispaFilthyLucre** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:33 am

in fucking Spain its midday man
go to sleep Mr whisky

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:34 am

Mr whiskey needs "me time"...he has a peepee hardon.Don't forget the kleenex

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 9:34 am

Shloemoe school daze.Aaaaaaahahahahahhaa!

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 1:17 pm

[img]rotters%20gay%20fallatio%20seession%20with%20John%20Lydon%20deletted%20[/img]
Rotter and Johnny Rotten...lick it up john!

Hahahahahaha!!!!!

now that's a fan....good for you Rotman!!!!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 3:25 am

AaaAaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 9:54 am

The Rizen shloemoe wrote: ...A funny thing did happen on the way to the forum....
earlier at home I was putting on me socks and I felt a
"wrinkle" in em, so I reached down to stretch em out
and felt something in there....What the?....It was a friggin
lizard My kitties are lizard psychos...they musta
brought one in the house and it escaped into my sock
(that was laying on the floor...yes it was still clean )
I thought Gooch would like a kitty story....

Ugh!!! I've been finding petrified (sp?) lizard tails in the house, left and right!!! I hate them!!! And for some reason we have alligator size lizards by my house. We went to the market the other day and had the door open for a few minutes and a alligator came in the house. It was finally caught and taken out side, but still... YUCK!!!

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:14 am

3 or 4 times EVERY day I hear a crash thru the kat
door and a growl from under the table...time to mobilize
the lizard rescue team(me)...they almost always come
out unscathed...c'ept when it happens when Im not home
...then in those cases I find out when the cats circle the
furniture for no aparent reason...3-4 times ...Im not kiddin...

PuSsy-kAtS is da kwaziest peoples!!!!

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:16 am

Hehehe you're telling me!!! That's the only reason I make my bed in the mornings. I don't want to go to bed at night to find a alligator or worse in there!!!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed May 02, 2007 8:29 am

Or worse...ahahahahahhaha!

ChispaFilthyLucre · Post by **ChispaFilthyLucre** » Wed May 02, 2007 11:53 am

? worst?
maybe a cock ?
excuseme

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed May 02, 2007 2:07 pm

ahahahahahaha...maybe a rotter stunt double.

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Sat May 05, 2007 10:35 am

Not a big metal fan. Some of it's alright, but not a big fan of it. I like a few songs here and there but that's about it. Definately don't like Dio or Megadeath though. Not even a song by either of them in fact.

And, for the record, the emblem that you all so affectionately refer to as the "devil or satan emblem" is NOT a representation of either.

It IS however the representation of Cernunnos. The God of old witchcraft. No, we do NOT worship satan or the devil, in fact, we don't even believe that either exist. Even the Roman's called it Cornuto!

Although, there is a good article on how it came to metal here!:

http://altreligion.about.com/gi/dynamic ... ssueNum=66

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sun May 06, 2007 8:13 am

I didn't know that....cool shit Josie.

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Mon May 07, 2007 3:01 am

Thank you! I'm a bit of a practitioner so I know these things. LOL...I use it at times myself...but not in the metal way.