I fight authority, but authority always wins...

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Mon May 07, 2007 1:30 pm

Read about a judge in Alabama ordering convicted shoplifters
to wear T shirts that say:

I Am a Thief
I stole from
Wal-Mart

Excellant idea for a T-shirt...I'm going to office depot today
to get one of those T-shirt transfer kits and make me a new
shopping shirt

Genius!!!!!!!!!

They follow me around in wal-mart anyway...might as well
have some fun....

I am The Shloe!!!!!!

Glenn · Post by **Glenn** » Mon May 07, 2007 4:14 pm

I want one too!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Mon May 07, 2007 4:54 pm

Aaaaaahahahahhahaha

Love it!

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Mon May 07, 2007 6:23 pm

I bet I can have them made in Korea quite cheap!!!! Let me check how much they would be and I will let you know!

chriswasanon · Post by **chriswasanon** » Tue May 08, 2007 8:00 am

Can I get the uk variant Nursie?

"I stole from ASDA."

Ta

CwA

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue May 08, 2007 1:02 pm

I stole a Bowie cassette when I was a kid.Got off with a suspended sentence.Now I'm a "good" boyo and never steal shit.I don't wanna go to jail and get fucked in the ass by a gang o'fags.

ChispaFilthyLucre · Post by **ChispaFilthyLucre** » Tue May 08, 2007 1:20 pm

I stole a sgl of god save the queen in Francia ten years ago but nobody know

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Tue May 08, 2007 2:19 pm

I knew I'd catch you culprits sooner or later....
I consider it my duty as a concientious citizen
to report you all to the proper authorities....

My therapist am I are making great progress,
yet sometimes my authority issues manifest
themselfs with "five fingered" discounts on certain
items(candy bar here,candy bar there)at
stores what piss me off...

...I'll show them!...sides...aint no point in being
too moralistic in this life...is there?...and
nothing tastes better than stolen chocolate

I AM SHLOEMOE!!!!!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue May 08, 2007 3:05 pm

ahahahahahhaha...five finga dis-cunt shopper

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Tue May 08, 2007 5:38 pm

Well, I don't think it would be a problem at all to get a few of these shirts made at all. I will find out how much they cost and if you want one, just post that you do here and I will contact you via PM for shipping. And getting one for the UK version again would not be a problem!

I got caught steeling magazines when I was 13 once. My mom threatened to not come pick me up. I balled my eyes out!