Heavy is the great anvil of comedy..or is it karma?

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Heavy is the great anvil of comedy..or is it karma?

Post by The Rizen shloemoe »

Today I shopped at a supermarket about 7 miles from
home. When I was checking out there was a dime in
the auto-change tray....I told the cashier "finders keepers".
when I got home I realized I must have forgot a 4 dollar
steak at the checkout!....I aint driving the 7 miles again....
STUPID! STUPID!....heavy is the anvil of comedy!

They must'a thought "what an idiot, he forgot his steak"
"But he did get that dime" :roll: .
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Post by ChispaFilthyLucre »

someone will send you a free steak, dont worry everyone feel stupid sometimes....(except Prime Minister Rotter hahaha!) :lol:
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That's what happens when you get distracted by shiny objects. I would've gone back for the steak anyway!
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I would gave phoned them and asked them to pop it in the mail. :D
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Just eat your cat and savour your shiny dime.
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ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:someone will send you a free steak, dont worry everyone feel stupid sometimes....(except Prime Minister Rotter hahaha!) :lol:
Aaaaahahahhaha :lol:
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Post by assholitis »

Did the tray look something like this?

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...cause I don't think those are for you to take. :(
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Post by The Rizen shloemoe »

assholitis wrote:Did the tray look something like this?

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...cause I don't think those are for you to take. :(
Oh crap donations for public education?...I'd gak it sec :twisted:
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Post by rotter »

I sponser my childs school...its called fucking tax! :roll:
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Post by The Rizen shloemoe »

rotter wrote:I sponser my childs school...its called fucking tax! :roll:
S'wat I'm talkin bout!
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Post by rotter »

You can afford steak?You musta won big on another scratch ticket! :lol:
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