I just had the urge to hear ...oh fuck I forgot her name(drunk?)
oh yeah Sheryl Crowe....ain't that funny?...then I got the urge to
masturbate....not masterbate('remember the gidge thingy?)
nevermind:
Were's Chipers these days?...too many pistoleros?
Lucky Fucker!
Having abandoned my search for truth,
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"